One day, a kid's mom and dad took him to a nude beach. The kid went to play in the water and came back a little while later and told his mom "I just saw a woman who had bigger things than you do mom." His mom replied "the bigger the woman's boobs the dumber the woman."
So, the boy went out to play again, and came back a little while later and said to his mom "Mom, I just saw a man who has a bigger thing than Dad." His mom replied "The bigger the thing, the dumber the guy."
So the kid went out to play again, then came back and told his mom "Daddy was talking to a woman, and he kept getting dumber and dumber."
2007-01-22 18:17:38 · 14 answers · asked by Tator Salad 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol thanks for the laugh, Can I have permission to cut & paste to send to others ?
Pretty Please..
2007-01-22 18:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by catersqueen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a double truth.
2007-01-22 18:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course. does that mean the opposite is true ?? because if no one laughs at it, then you can fire off a line about how dumb you are, hence your thing is really large.
Not a bad joke... I've heard similar ones
2007-01-22 18:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by gyroringer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute one! Go post another.
2007-01-22 18:24:05 · answer #4 · answered by masterscribe888 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your pretty good, i will have to remember this one.
2007-01-22 18:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Becky ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny...
2007-01-22 19:41:54 · answer #6 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one tator
2007-01-22 18:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-22 19:10:11 · answer #8 · answered by destiny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.Lol!!!!
2007-01-22 18:23:32 · answer #9 · answered by Jade22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! Thanks for the laugh! Nice dirty joke. hehehe
2007-01-22 18:23:04 · answer #10 · answered by Never give up on the good times 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋