Your funniest moments?

Question

What are some of your funniest or embarrassing moments? I have several!

1) I wore a see-thru swimsuit to my cousin's house
2) I got hit in the "area" with a soccer ball flying at 100 MPH
3) I fell in a skating rink and flipped over
4) Many more

Answer 1

Umm when i was like 14 or 15 i was hunting in arizona and it was raining and somehow some mud got into my barel. Then a few moments later i see a dove and shoot at it. I hit it, but its still alive and theres something blocking my view (I thought it was a stick). I shoot a couple more times and get the dove ... and it turns out that my gun had split like a banana b/c of the mud. I was afraid to tell my uncle i messed up his gun and at first he was real mad b/c that coulda been real dangeorous. He then goes behind his truck and starts cracking up. I've been know as Elmer Fudd ever since.

Ive got so many ... mostly on trips like this, but it would take forever.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

This story got me an award in Cosmopolitan magazine a couple years back... My daughter at the time was 5 years old and we were expecting company over for dinner so she wanted to help Set the table,So I told her to get the "Special Napkins" (meaning the Nice Cloth ones with the napkin Ring holders ect) and me too busy running behind and guests arriving early NEVER checked the table out Until I heard Laughing coming from the Dining room I went in there to see what teh commotion was all about and here MY KID SET THE TABLE WITH MY MAXI PADS Hence the story I told her in the bathroom months before when she had asked me what those were I replied Mommy's special Napkins DAMN do kids do the DAMNDEST THINGS I was never more embarrassed in my life... and last year I was so drunk I came home and took a shower to try to snap out of it and woke up in the shower with my clothes on suprised I did not drown

Answer 4

So I was being prepped by my wife on clothes ettiquette that when a girl says, "Does this look good?" They mean they really do think it does so your response is "Yes" no matter what you think of it. So a girl friend of mine and I were at the Gym store and she saw this outfit and asked me if it looked good. Knowing what I had been told the brain told the mouth to say yes. However before the mouth got the signal she said, "But I'm too fat to wear it" Then the mouth got the signal and I said, "Yes". Oops

Answer 5

I was at my house and my cousins and my grown up cousin was there. I had a q-tip in my ear because I was cleaning my ears and the phone rang and I picked up the phone with the very q-tip in my ear forgetting that I had it still in my ear at that quick second moment. It hurt like hell! I was lucky I didn't go deaf in that ear from a busted eardrum. I didn't bleed or anything either luckily. It hurt very badly though. I felt so careless about it. I definitely felt embarrassed. They laughed at first but then were like he might be hurt. I was like 8 years old.

Answer 6

i was cleaning my brothers yamaha R6 motorcycle and these two hot girls come and start talking to me about how they love hot bikes and i tell them i ride the bike everytime and if they want a ride sometime i won't mind. so they asked me to take them for a ride now and i had to make an excuse and i said no i can't now i need to clean it maybe later. so she asked me to at least turn it on because they like the way it sounds and i had the keys and i tried to turn it on abut i didn't know how because i actually never rode that bike before. i didn't know how to do anything with the bike and it was emberaasing they were just watching and laughing.

Answer 7

My professor was on the beach and slightly drunk, he heard his friends shouting to gather everyone up for a photo. He ran and jumped to the nearest group of people who were getting ready to have their photo taken.

As he got up from his jump his first reaction was, "You're not my friends..." And he saw people in formal suits brushing off sand from their clothes. He turned around and saw another man dressed in a formal suit helping a woman wearing a wedding gown up.

ROFL

Answer 8

1) Once shat myself trying to fart
2)Drank so much I blacked out, told my black friends they were ******* and almost got beat down then I woke up in the bath tub getting puke hosed off me by 3 of my friends.
3)Drank varnish, threw my head through a cop car windshield.
4)Ate so much LSD I ran down a ravine and ran up the other side and hid in bushes when I hallucinated seeing a cop.
5)Urinated on more than one woman on more than one occasion, not embarrassing for me but more for them.
6)Defiled a statue of Christopher Columbus.
7)Arrested 36 times for lude and lascivious behavior.

Answer 9

The leg of the chair that i was sitting in broke leaving me on the floor. hahaha actually i have to admit it was funny i was leaning over to see the tv and ended up on the floor :) my family got a good laugh out of it too.

Answer 10

I have had heaps of funny moments, but one that happened recently was bird Spikey was eating some icecream and i could tell she thought it was nice cause her bites were getting bigger and faster. Then she took one huge bite and she didn't realise how cold it was, and she squeeked and shook her head spraying ice cream everywhere.