Entertainment & Music - 15 January 2007

What part of the body would that be?...is it even?

2007-01-15 19:54:52 · 11 answers · asked by ∂ίятУ ℓάυиḋгÿ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship.

One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"

The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well, Cinderella, since you have lived a good, wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella is overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration and almost under her breath she uttered her first wish:

"I wish I was wealthy beyond comprehension."

Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold.

Cinderella was stunned. Alan, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the porch, quivering with fear.

Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy Godmother!"

The Fairy Godmother replied, "It's the least I can do. What does your heart wish for your second wish?"

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again."

At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful visage returned.

Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years and long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her very soul.

Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke. "You have one more wish, what will you have?" Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish you to transform Alan my old cat into a beautiful, and handsome young man."

Magically, Alan suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a boy, so beautiful the like of which she nor the world had ever seen, so fair indeed that birds begun to fall from the sky at his feet.

The Fairy Godmother again spoke. "Congratulations, Cinderella. Enjoy your new life." And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, she was gone.

For a few eerie moments, Alan and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect boy she had ever seen.

Then Alan walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.

He leaned in close to her ear, whispered, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath, "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?

2007-01-15 19:54:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

can you download "WELCOME TO MY LIFE" song to my winamp ? pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................................................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-15 19:52:12 · 3 answers · asked by mi_chan_ragnacute 1 in Music

I like to be facing the window on my side...all cozy with my pillow & blanky

2007-01-15 19:51:33 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Halo of water, tongue of wood,
skin of stone, long I've stood
My fingers short reach to the sky,
inside my heart men live and die

what am i?

2007-01-15 19:50:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-15 19:49:46 · 6 answers · asked by shez_a_maneater 3 in Polls & Surveys

My class was watching Saving Private Ryan during history in the lecture hall. During, the beginning of the movie when there was utter silence, my friend sputted out loud " Saving Ryan's Private!!!!"... LOL.... I had a good laugh...

2007-01-15 19:49:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

that kelly bundy has s ex with her clones?

2007-01-15 19:48:08 · 9 answers · asked by sammie 1 in Polls & Surveys

is it the love you are really dreaming of?

2007-01-15 19:47:40 · 13 answers · asked by Luck charge 4 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know of any male strip clubs in San Francisco?
My baby sister's turning 18 next week and I want to take her to one. Any male strip club in the Bay Area is cool. I keep hearing about Nob Hill Theater, is that place any good?

2007-01-15 19:47:30 · 4 answers · asked by Abigail G 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-01-15 19:46:35 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never Be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There's a clock on the oven!

Why do men pass gas more than women do? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.

Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...wedding cake

2007-01-15 19:46:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Nadds?

2007-01-15 19:44:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like to know what ever happened to Patricia Davis a regular dancer on Soul Train in the 70's.

2007-01-15 19:43:41 · 3 answers · asked by Karen G 1 in Celebrities

What would it take to completely domiinate you in a brawl? Strength or some right punches in the wrong places?

Sorry, I know this question isn't beatuful but I thought it had "scope".

2007-01-15 19:43:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 19:42:41 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

she is lush

2007-01-15 19:41:56 · 6 answers · asked by Irish Jonnie x 1 in Television

what happend in the last episode in yo-gi-oh??
& the same thing to inuyasha & detective conan....the last episode
& also..ya..you all know the movie "spirited away" did they make "spirited away2"?& what are the new anime episodes & movies?i am so crazy about anime,so if you wanna answer,answer one at a time.

2007-01-15 19:41:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-01-15 19:39:48 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

wts the name of the lead singer in wolfmother coz i now it but i cant remember plz ty

2007-01-15 19:39:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

How many of us have grown to hate Jade,Jake,Jo and Danielle at their nasty racist and bullying acts. And why haven't BB done anything, as am sure if the tables had turn the whole country will be crying for justice.

2007-01-15 19:38:52 · 12 answers · asked by Virus 1 in Television

Legs waxed, Lips glossed, Gun Ready. FBI Gracie Hart is going undercover as a hopeful eager to be the next Miss United States. But Gracie doen't have a beauty-pageant bone in her body.

Name this movie?
Name the star Actress?
And the other 3 Co-star actors/actresses?

These are easy points to answer and give away. U people want more?

2007-01-15 19:38:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-15 19:37:50 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

PEE IN THE SHOWER i dont care you ya are thats funny right there

2007-01-15 19:37:45 · 20 answers · asked by GETRDID 1 in Polls & Surveys

My class were watching the movie Saving Private Ryan in the lecture hall in school when my friend sputted out loud " Saving Ryan's Private "....LOL

Can you think of some other funny movie titles?

2007-01-15 19:37:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 19:36:27 · 22 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-15 19:36:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

what is the song

2007-01-15 19:35:58 · 1 answers · asked by xovenusxo 5 in Music

thanks!

2007-01-15 19:35:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It sounds like teckno. a real fast beat, it is the scene where everybody is going to the party, and they are carrying kegs and speakers. and they are walking through the lawn right before they get to that nerdy dudes house.

2007-01-15 19:34:29 · 1 answers · asked by joel0787 2 in Movies