Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

All she does is puke, poop, eat, sleep and cry!
I don't want any slackers 'round the house!

I called the hospital and asked if they could exchange her or give me my money back but THEY HUNG UP ON ME!

Why can't she just go out and get a job like everyone else?

PLUS ~ with all the pooping and stuff - IT'S MESSING UP MY FREE TIME AND QUEST FOR TOTAL POINT DOMINATION!

2007-01-10 09:55:10 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which name sounds cute.
Alana
Ashley
Alishia
Rachel

2007-01-10 09:55:03 · 21 answers · asked by Sunsett'sMoon 1 in Polls & Surveys

answer questions in polls and surveys

2007-01-10 09:54:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 09:54:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if u do not like miley tell me also if u do like her fasion??? and what is her real name???

2007-01-10 09:54:34 · 11 answers · asked by DCH 1 in Celebrities

What is greater than God
More evil than the devil
The poor have it
The rich need it
And if you eat it you will die?

2007-01-10 09:54:16 · 14 answers · asked by eppagala 2 in Jokes & Riddles

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

2007-01-10 09:54:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

mindlessly killing innocent civilians. Fact: for every 1 American soldier killed, more than 200 INNOCENT Iraqi civilians are killed...mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, children, elderly...What is the point?

(i am saying this in no disrespect at all to American soldiers)

2007-01-10 09:53:56 · 6 answers · asked by love*pink 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 09:53:33 · 1 answers · asked by nicole b 1 in Celebrities

I love rock, pop, techno, .......just give me some songs and who they are by please!

2007-01-10 09:53:32 · 11 answers · asked by gcrowders 1 in Music

2007-01-10 09:53:20 · 9 answers · asked by Maria O 1 in Television

2007-01-10 09:53:13 · 11 answers · asked by PANDABEAR 5 in Polls & Surveys

mine is wikipedia, where i read for hours, shames its not a book lol, and bebo to speak to my friends, where else do you venture out to ?

2007-01-10 09:53:03 · 17 answers · asked by button moon 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 09:52:56 · 6 answers · asked by love_hates_miguel 1 in Music

2007-01-10 09:52:54 · 20 answers · asked by nitenurse 3 in Polls & Surveys

husband says to his wife, Oh look they have a new range of condoms, oh yea says the wife ,there are called the Olympic range. Should we try them says the guy, there are the Gold ,the silver and the Bronze ones. Which shall we try? Well says the wife , lets try the Silver ones and then for once you might Come second!

2007-01-10 09:52:47 · 6 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I want to do something that isn't difficult or something that I will have to go buy things for....

2007-01-10 09:52:22 · 4 answers · asked by sims2fanatic 2 in Celebrities

I'm London UK. Where be Yoooou?

2007-01-10 09:51:47 · 21 answers · asked by mizzsquitz 3 in Polls & Surveys

Now, be honest!

2007-01-10 09:51:46 · 4 answers · asked by Freesumpin 7 in Polls & Surveys

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

2007-01-10 09:51:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 09:51:01 · 4 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

I love to make fun of my very best friend Willi... can you come up with any variations of his name?

2007-01-10 09:50:32 · 1 answers · asked by I am Crystal S. 5 in Polls & Surveys

...move a drip when her mum Jackiey was evicted tonight?
No, nor did I! But we all know what Jade really looks like when she cries...snivelling and snotting everywhere.

I 'd been admiring how adept Jackiey is - despite her disability. (But I wouldn't like to be in her shoes if I was hanging over the edge of a cliff with an itch ar$e...

2007-01-10 09:50:31 · 5 answers · asked by JustineTime 4 in Television

i wanna go see one at an amc theater, me and a bunch of friends, we're all juniors, could we get in if we show our high school id, or are we going to have a problem.

2007-01-10 09:50:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-10 09:50:18 · 2 answers · asked by KingPin 1 in Polls & Surveys

someone laughing and oinking at the same time? lol

2007-01-10 09:49:18 · 3 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Polls & Surveys

Curious...

2007-01-10 09:49:12 · 2 answers · asked by HAPPY <3 2 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know when and where "The Big Comfy Couch" comes on, I live in Mississippi (if that helps)

2007-01-10 09:49:09 · 1 answers · asked by Maddz 2 in Television

2007-01-10 09:48:08 · 3 answers · asked by Dawg 4 in Polls & Surveys

A rich lady is riding with her chauffeur when they get a flat tyre. He gets out and starts tryiung to prise off the hubcap. After a few minutes of struggling, the lady leans out of the window and says "Would you like a screwdriver?"
He replies, "We might as well...I can't get this bloody wheel off."
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A tramp knocks on the door of a large house and begs for a meal. "Tell you what," says the householder. "If you go round the back and paint my porch with whitewash I'll give you all the food you can eat." The tramp agrees. He goes round the back, finds a tin of whitewash and a brush, and gets started. Ten minutes later the tramp knocks on the door for his reward.
"That was fast work," says the householder. "I thought it would take hours to paint that huge porch."
"Oh it wasn't so big," replies the tramp. "And by the way, it isn't a Porsche. It's a BMW."

2007-01-10 09:47:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles