All she does is puke, poop, eat, sleep and cry!
I don't want any slackers 'round the house!
I called the hospital and asked if they could exchange her or give me my money back but THEY HUNG UP ON ME!
Why can't she just go out and get a job like everyone else?
PLUS ~ with all the pooping and stuff - IT'S MESSING UP MY FREE TIME AND QUEST FOR TOTAL POINT DOMINATION!
2007-01-10 09:55:10 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No! I already have our other three you left with me, you need to care for at least one!♥
2007-01-10 10:19:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you can return them. They are non returnable. I think that the pooping, eating, sleeping, and crying is what they are supposed to do. As they get older things will change though. You don't think they will ever start talking then when they do you don't think that they will ever shut up.
2007-01-10 18:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I don't know anyone who could cope with a chimpanzee baby right now. Hang in there. You will get to level 7 soon. I am there and level 8 is nowhere in sight!!!!!
2007-01-10 18:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Hutchiegirl I tell my kids the same thing all of the time (23 and 17)
2007-01-10 18:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, put her in a clear plastic bag (so people will know what's in there) and place her in a busy place (like an intersection).
I had a similar problem, despite leaving food, a radio and oars in a canoe for my 6 month old he was never able to return to me when launched along the Calif surf. i wonder where he is?
2007-01-10 18:12:25 · answer #5 · answered by dreamlessleep 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yep! And at the same time, return my Ex that keeps hanging around!!
2007-01-10 18:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by Paintspinner37 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's what happens when Monkey makes a deposit! Some are non-refundable!
2007-01-10 18:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I keep telling my 14 year old if she doesn't watch out I'm gonna get an abortion.. She never seems concerned though.. hm.
2007-01-10 18:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i haven't heard of anywhere where you can return a baby but if I see a place i'll get in touch
2007-01-10 18:15:23 · answer #9 · answered by caridio_17 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry but babies and ex bf's/gf's don't come with exchange policy's can you imagine what the world would be like if we could all exchange our ex's or kids ??
2007-01-10 18:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by ~*These Blue Eyes Tell No Lies*~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋