A rich lady is riding with her chauffeur when they get a flat tyre. He gets out and starts tryiung to prise off the hubcap. After a few minutes of struggling, the lady leans out of the window and says "Would you like a screwdriver?"
He replies, "We might as well...I can't get this bloody wheel off."
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A tramp knocks on the door of a large house and begs for a meal. "Tell you what," says the householder. "If you go round the back and paint my porch with whitewash I'll give you all the food you can eat." The tramp agrees. He goes round the back, finds a tin of whitewash and a brush, and gets started. Ten minutes later the tramp knocks on the door for his reward.
"That was fast work," says the householder. "I thought it would take hours to paint that huge porch."
"Oh it wasn't so big," replies the tramp. "And by the way, it isn't a Porsche. It's a BMW."
2007-01-10 09:47:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why are you called fidgetyfingers?
2007-01-10 22:25:59 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, yeah heard them before. By the way, that one about the Porsche is was orginally a blonde joke!!!!
2007-01-10 18:06:04 · answer #2 · answered by sportsfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
liked the porsche joke.
Keep them coming....
2007-01-10 18:22:32 · answer #3 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both good ones fist one was the best 10/10
2007-01-11 03:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!! the first one is f***ing hilarious!!!
the second one is supposed to be a blonde joke!
2007-01-10 18:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done made me laugh 9/10
2007-01-11 10:06:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
both good.... seconds a blonde joke... heard it before.
2007-01-10 20:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by BETH 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked your second joke. well done
2007-01-10 18:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-10 18:22:03 · answer #9 · answered by -skinnie minnie- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOTH OLD BUT STILL FUN
2007-01-11 05:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋