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Entertainment & Music - 10 January 2007

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i am a guy born in aquarius

2007-01-10 15:25:52 · 8 answers · asked by X ODOS 1 in Horoscopes

for a school film project

2007-01-10 15:25:44 · 2 answers · asked by Zac 2 in Music

Who said there aren't perfectly good uses for used condoms? I can give you at least 50 that are sure to be great examples...
Bicycle handle grips.

French tickler animals.

Shower caps for people with tiny heads.

Put one on a light bulb for mood lighting.

Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.

Get 1000 and make a submarine.

Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.

Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.

Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.

Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.

Water wings for those non-swimmers.

Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house.

Jello molds.

Finger puppets.

A wind sock.

Use as a bobber when fishing.

Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it.

Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.

Suspenders.

Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?)

Small animal muzzle.

Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.

Put them on your toes to make swim fins.

Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.

Automatic door closing devices.

Have 'water' balloon fights.

Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast implants.

Freeze them for an all- natural Popsicle.

Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.

Use for a Xmas stocking for those times when coal doesn't tell 'em just
how bad they screwed up this year.

Ear/nose plugs.

Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".

Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.

Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.

Paint scales on them & put them in a fish tank.

"I challenge you to a duel!"

Drain plugs.

Put them in with your tax return.

Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.

Punching bags.

Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.

Send 50 of them to your ex-girlfriend.

Novelty key rings.

Hang them all around your windshield and be a Chicano.

Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.

Break out your paints and make wax fruit.

Put them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite directions.

Make a "water" bed.

Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!

Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble".

2007-01-10 15:25:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Here is the preview of it http://nightskiesmovie.com/media/trailer

2007-01-10 15:25:25 · 2 answers · asked by movie_freak091 2 in Movies

2007-01-10 15:25:23 · 15 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

Not decaff. We don't need no stinkin' sleep!!!

2007-01-10 15:24:38 · 53 answers · asked by whrldpz 7 in Polls & Surveys

Spell this before anyone else if you do it first then you win for the best answer here goes

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2007-01-10 15:24:31 · 15 answers · asked by jake r 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-10 15:24:30 · 10 answers · asked by FoxyB 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just wondering.

2007-01-10 15:24:27 · 29 answers · asked by ♫ singin_gurl1200 ♫ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want a video on Youtube to be taken down, the user won't. Can I email youtube and request to get it taken down?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu7GPha0lQg

2007-01-10 15:24:20 · 9 answers · asked by Chase 4 in Movies

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later of naughty fun, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."

Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching sailing at this college so that she would not get angry. He was very happy and for months all was well. As fate would have it, one day in the grocery store check out lane, Mrs. Smith overheard a group of girls standing in line behind her talking about college and their instructor Mr. Smith. The girls went on and on about how great this Mr. Smith was at teaching their class. The cashier handed Mrs. Smith her change and said, "Have a great day Mrs. Smith, and thank you, again." One of the girls in line heard the cashier, and asked Mrs. Smith if she was related to the Mr. Smith that was teaching at the college. Mrs. Smith replied, "Yes, he is my husband." Well that set off a torrent of accolades about how knowledgeable Mr. Smith was about the subject matter he was teaching, about how he got the whole class to discuss their fears about learning the subject. Well Mrs. Smith was taken back by what she heard from these girls and replied, "I don't know how you find him to be so gifted at teaching you this course. You know he only tried it twice in his life. The first time he tried it, he got sick, and the second time, his hat blew off and he just quit."

2007-01-10 15:24:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The Hollies, Seals and Crofts, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, etc......

2007-01-10 15:23:11 · 8 answers · asked by Gary ! 1 in Music

would you say your open minded or are there strict bounderies ?

2007-01-10 15:23:02 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It has both these words in title of the song A)drummer B) Kicker
its a rap song rhyming words that end end tion

2007-01-10 15:22:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It would be ehlpful if you know around which time the album will come out, if any album is coming out at all...

2007-01-10 15:22:50 · 3 answers · asked by Brico 1 in Music

has to be less than 5 minutes

2007-01-10 15:22:41 · 2 answers · asked by yuna 1 in Music

2007-01-10 15:22:29 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 15:22:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 15:21:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-10 15:21:47 · 32 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

The sores on your lip never go away and everyone can see them. The hepatitis C will eventually kill you, but can't be seen. Pam Anderson seems to be doing just fine.

2007-01-10 15:20:58 · 18 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Polls & Surveys

a bar full of clowns and they all stared at you would they be looking at you funny...???

2007-01-10 15:20:03 · 20 answers · asked by SmoothCharacter 7 in Polls & Surveys

the song ode to billy joe, or even wolverton mountain if so why do they stick in your mind and what is you fave seventies song?

2007-01-10 15:20:02 · 7 answers · asked by sabrina d 2 in Music

Yep, the title tells you exactly what it's about.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=M8w1qHmAkQ0

Ok, anyone have a dirtier song???

2007-01-10 15:20:01 · 3 answers · asked by The Royal Followills 2 in Music

Seriously, I have never met anyone in my entire life who has admited to liking that spoiled brat. And on YA when people ask questions like "who is the worst celebrity" and "who doesnt deserve to be a celebrity", Paris's name ALWAYS comes up the most. So how on earth does she keep selling?!

2007-01-10 15:19:46 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

some of the words are jeramiah was a bullfrog was a good friend of mine,
what is this song and who sings it.

2007-01-10 15:19:40 · 6 answers · asked by Calebs Mummy 5 in Music

OK. OK. Marcel is my favorite and I hope he wins. He might be an ***, but he is not childish like the other male chefs. What do you think those idoits do to him? I can only think of the worse.. cause the girl judge was shocked... Are they all beat up or maybe they tried to shave his head and the razor got turned back on them.. and they are all bald!!! I think Marcel needs a hircut... but not bald!! Oh No!

2007-01-10 15:19:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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