Who said there aren't perfectly good uses for used condoms? I can give you at least 50 that are sure to be great examples...
Bicycle handle grips.
French tickler animals.
Shower caps for people with tiny heads.
Put one on a light bulb for mood lighting.
Fill one with helium and tie a note to it.
Get 1000 and make a submarine.
Put one over the showerhead to surprise Dad.
Put 'em on your cat's feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.
Blow a bunch up and tie them to the cars outside a wedding.
Put one on your nose and be Bobo the clown.
Water wings for those non-swimmers.
Use 500 of them to spell out "We Want Women!!" on your house.
Jello molds.
Finger puppets.
A wind sock.
Use as a bobber when fishing.
Put them on soda cans to keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it.
Practical joke: Put one on an exhaust pipe.
Suspenders.
Recycle as a Burger King ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?)
Small animal muzzle.
Put them on your fingers & play proctologist.
Put them on your toes to make swim fins.
Draw eyeballs on them and make funny glasses.
Automatic door closing devices.
Have 'water' balloon fights.
Glue a bunch together and use to replace silicon breast implants.
Freeze them for an all- natural Popsicle.
Glue several together and sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.
Use for a Xmas stocking for those times when coal doesn't tell 'em just
how bad they screwed up this year.
Ear/nose plugs.
Use 365 of them to make into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".
Replace those old "Dr. Scholls" shoe cushions.
Feed them to your pet iguana, Clyde.
Paint scales on them & put them in a fish tank.
"I challenge you to a duel!"
Drain plugs.
Put them in with your tax return.
Go see "Saturday Night Fever" and throw them at the screen.
Punching bags.
Hang them on the blades of a ceiling fan.
Send 50 of them to your ex-girlfriend.
Novelty key rings.
Hang them all around your windshield and be a Chicano.
Spell "Happy Birthday" on a cake.
Break out your paints and make wax fruit.
Put them on your nipples and try to swing them in opposite directions.
Make a "water" bed.
Put your money in one. Nobody will steal it!
Stick one on the bridge of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble".
2007-01-10 15:25:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you know... i am sorry but these were not funny at all!
2007-01-10 15:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yawn
U must be a rich man to have so much time to come up with 50 different uses.
Next time make it something that doesn't take 15 minutes to read
2007-01-10 16:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by Hmmm Andrew ♣ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought they were really funny, i got caught at the office while laughing at them, but my boss was too embarrassed after he read a couple and forgot to yell at me :)
2007-01-11 00:39:20 · answer #3 · answered by Dia H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good ones! Did you know they are also great for pregnancy prevention!!?
2007-01-10 16:05:53 · answer #4 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
or put lotion in them and leave them in public parks - the lotion looks like the real deal :(
2007-01-10 15:57:20 · answer #5 · answered by Jared L 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I must say, some of those are pretty funny!
2007-01-10 15:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by Courtlyn 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
kinda funny but gross, especially the jello mold part, I mean they are USED.
2007-01-10 15:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
huh
2007-01-10 16:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha pretty goood those are thumbs way up man rofl
2007-01-10 15:34:09 · answer #9 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
did u make these up all by yourself?
2007-01-10 16:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋