For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later of naughty fun, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching sailing at this college so that she would not get angry. He was very happy and for months all was well. As fate would have it, one day in the grocery store check out lane, Mrs. Smith overheard a group of girls standing in line behind her talking about college and their instructor Mr. Smith. The girls went on and on about how great this Mr. Smith was at teaching their class. The cashier handed Mrs. Smith her change and said, "Have a great day Mrs. Smith, and thank you, again." One of the girls in line heard the cashier, and asked Mrs. Smith if she was related to the Mr. Smith that was teaching at the college. Mrs. Smith replied, "Yes, he is my husband." Well that set off a torrent of accolades about how knowledgeable Mr. Smith was about the subject matter he was teaching, about how he got the whole class to discuss their fears about learning the subject. Well Mrs. Smith was taken back by what she heard from these girls and replied, "I don't know how you find him to be so gifted at teaching you this course. You know he only tried it twice in his life. The first time he tried it, he got sick, and the second time, his hat blew off and he just quit."
2007-01-10 15:24:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those who say no, just have Attention Deficit Disorder.
The first one was ok. But the second one was hilarious!
2007-01-10 16:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by Smo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one about Mr. Smith teaching at the college has me in stitches. I laughed so hard and am still laughing. I'll have to forward that joke to some of my friends. Thank you. HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA ~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!
THE FIRST one about the statues was funny too, but the second one has a TERRIFIC PUNCHLINE AT THE END>>>>>ha ha!!
(8 min. later) I JUST READ THE SECOND JOKE AGAIN AND I'M "STILL" IN STITCHES. IT'S REALLY SO FUNNY!!!
HA HA HA HA!!!!!~~~~~
2007-01-10 23:42:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man I was laughing all through the paragraphs. They were hilarious man me and my husband were laughing.10 For both!!!
2007-01-11 01:27:35 · answer #3 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one was funny. Second one I didn't seem to laugh as much. I hope you keep posting more.
2007-01-10 23:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by Corrine L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one, yes, very funny. 2nd one, a long way to go for a mild chuckle.
2007-01-10 23:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by stringer_G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2007-01-10 23:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they're too long which makes them unfunny.
2007-01-10 23:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by cavigirl17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
2007-01-11 01:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by lovely girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, srry.
2007-01-10 23:54:07 · answer #9 · answered by Stick-ninja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no sorry
2007-01-10 23:29:05 · answer #10 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋