We've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls". But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

2007-01-08 17:49:31 · 6 answers · asked by Cookie Monster 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Was that quick or what?

2007-01-08 17:49:11 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it true? The rumor about Bert Mccracken dating Gerard Way?

2007-01-08 17:48:54 · 4 answers · asked by kaha 1 in Celebrities

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What does it mean when he calls you all the time ?

but he wont make a pass at you?

2007-01-08 17:48:51 · 18 answers · asked by Agent99 6 in Polls & Surveys

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At the cinema would you prefer to see a scary movie, romantic movie, action packed movie or a comedy?

2007-01-08 17:48:26 · 7 answers · asked by ☆ Precious ☆ 2 in Polls & Surveys

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If we look at all the questions asked by an asker, would we get their entire personal history?

2007-01-08 17:47:23 · 17 answers · asked by Freesumpin 7 in Polls & Surveys

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who sings that song??

the lyrics are like; i would've given you all of my heart, but theres someone whos torn it apart, and hes taken jsut all that i've had.....

or what that song is called?

2007-01-08 17:47:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Do you believe the astrological signs?

Well i guess its really hard to expain... im a virgo and i read this Zodiac book and i read the virgo part and it was basically descibing me... also i read some of the other signs aswell and my friends match their signs too. I just think its really cool how a person acts and how their personality is because of a certain time of the year they were born. Ever since then i have been studying astrology... Im upsest. When i meet a new person, one of the first things out of my mouth is 'whats your zodiac sign?' Is that a bit weird?

2007-01-08 17:47:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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your at a fancy restaurant with your new date. Your having dinner when someone that your date knows walks up?

they chat for a minute and then the guy tells a joke. It was a good one, and you laughted so hard that out blustered a volital fart. Everyone all around you including your new date
stops and looks your way.
What do you do?

2007-01-08 17:46:51 · 20 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Was that it?

2007-01-08 17:46:14 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

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