We've all heard about people having "Guts" or "Balls". But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
2007-01-08 17:49:31 · 6 answers · asked by Cookie Monster 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..haha...that would be a ten...:D
2007-01-08 18:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats is really a good one. I like the Balls one.
2007-01-09 01:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by ThAt Qt WuD B Me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Other than my own joke:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Akee9o2iCHHhxksoOQcrAlLsy6IX?qid=20070103161103AA65Me7
This is without a doubt the funniest joke I've read since being on here.
Thanks!
2007-01-09 02:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by LongSnapper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TC that was great. That is a 10+
2007-01-09 02:25:17 · answer #4 · answered by nevada nomad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guts are your intestines and balls can a basketball or a baseball ect.
2007-01-09 02:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by jabarie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Thank you!
2007-01-09 04:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by dorieaj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋