Entertainment & Music - 7 January 2007

Mine is "East of Eden".

2007-01-07 01:58:06 · 7 answers · asked by xander 5 in Movies

I've been playing rhythm for years and am just beginning to work on lead. If there are any helpful hints out there, I'd appreciate it.

2007-01-07 01:57:32 · 6 answers · asked by Axeslinger 1 in Music

Give Blair and Brown the kick up the 'arris they need and vote online!

1,000,000 signatures needed - vote here:

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/traveltax/

2007-01-07 01:57:18 · 6 answers · asked by jamand 7 in Polls & Surveys

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.

Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?

Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.

Guy: Give me a hug.

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.

The Truth is: That halfway down the road the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then had her wear him helmet so she would live, even though it meant that he would die...

2007-01-07 01:57:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love watching them fix up the houses!!

2007-01-07 01:56:56 · 5 answers · asked by oldnjfriends 5 in Television

2007-01-07 01:56:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-07 01:55:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

He contributed some magic moments to late-night TV and i'd like to see him take on some of today's stars.

2007-01-07 01:55:12 · 6 answers · asked by Denise J 1 in Celebrities

Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy .



. . . you just hoped nobody ever found out

2007-01-07 01:54:56 · 19 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

worth while you are here?

2007-01-07 01:54:12 · 8 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

ICE CREAM...WHAT FLAVOR WOULD YOU BE....???
I WOULD BE HEAVENLY HASH....
SOFT MARSHMELLOW
NUTS...AND CHOCOLATE......!!!!
PLUS I LOVE MY GOD....!!!

2007-01-07 01:52:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.

The first two kept bragging about how they could get their wives to do anything.

They looked at the third man and he said, "I have my wife so whipped that the other day I had her crawling towards me on her hands and knees."

Both of the other men were very impressed and asked him how he had managed that.

The man replied, "Well, I was lying under the bed and she crawled over and said, "Come out and fight like a man!".

2007-01-07 01:52:43 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-07 01:52:42 · 5 answers · asked by marcocollyer 2 in Television

Oven glove, can any of you answerers think of a more mundane and pointless comment?

2007-01-07 01:52:04 · 30 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

i prefer to drink my coffee from a mug.

hehe!

2007-01-07 01:51:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-07 01:51:13 · 5 answers · asked by marcocollyer 2 in Television

2007-01-07 01:50:15 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-07 01:49:57 · 2 answers · asked by Shreya B 1 in Music

2007-01-07 01:49:03 · 12 answers · asked by Dead Rabbi 1 in Polls & Surveys

can u pls tell me whom or phat is d haltiast form of d crackin world?

2007-01-07 01:48:24 · 14 answers · asked by amazed !!! 4 in Jokes & Riddles

joke1
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don`t worry, Sir, - it`s not that hot!
joke2
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
joke3--
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

2007-01-07 01:47:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just was watching a video by jayz off his Kingdom come album .. and all I saw was him in this black car, and he was wearing a black hood, and he was riding around one city .. but what's the name of that song. It's sooo nice. And I want to watch that video again maybe on youtube.

Thanks

2007-01-07 01:46:46 · 4 answers · asked by hhgdgdfg 2 in Music

2007-01-07 01:46:11 · 8 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite mule, Bessie, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a frau d. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde 's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded.
"Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun s till in hand, looked at me,and said, "How are you feeling?"

"Now what the **** would you say?

2007-01-07 01:45:38 · 14 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-07 01:45:30 · 16 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-07 01:44:33 · 14 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

What do you call a person that doesnt belive in GOD?
Well one day Bob (this person doesnt belive in GOD) was walking through the woods and thought that it was so beautiful. So he went in deeper and it was even prettier than what he has seen before. Well suddenly he heard rustles in the bushes and out pops a bear. The bear put his paws up and about to eat Bob when something happens. God stopped everything and said you have told people that I am not real and now you want me to safe you and Bob says yea that would be unfair well dont turn me Christain turn the bear Christian and God makes a deal. Now everything is resumed. The bear closes his paws and starts to pray. Then he has a very yummy lunch.

Was it funny? Leave a reply. Thanks DC.

2007-01-07 01:44:22 · 10 answers · asked by Doloris C 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-07 01:44:12 · 25 answers · asked by xander 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-07 01:43:50 · 19 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-07 01:43:10 · 15 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys