joke1
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don`t worry, Sir, - it`s not that hot!
joke2
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
joke3--
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
2007-01-07 01:47:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey Nas....thanks for the jokes...i did laugh my heart out.
I give 10 out 10 for all the three jokes and 11 out of 10 for u.
Thanks a lot.
2007-01-07 17:28:05 · answer #1 · answered by axilaryguy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome, You made me laugh. What a way to start the day, Thank you for taking time to brighten someones day. I love #2, #3 best. Very funny. rofl :D
2007-01-07 01:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by whateverhohum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!! funny 10/10 I got a joke!
Teacher:I told you to go to the back of the line.
Student:I tried, but someone was already there!
Mary:Will you join me in a cup of coffee?
Jane:Ok, but how will we fit in it?
2007-01-07 02:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two students were talking about Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. I will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, I'll go at night."
2007-01-07 02:15:57 · answer #4 · answered by me myself 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i get the 1st and 3rd jokes
but i really like the 2nd
because i think its a nice story to tell on christmas
lol
its funny
2007-01-07 02:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by ` сhαcз сяαшfσяd ∞ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe!! I'm still laughing. Thumbs up! and keep shooting 'em! I love the 2nd joke best.
2007-01-07 02:13:04 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved joke 3! That would so be me! Lol thank you for the jokes
2007-01-07 01:57:44 · answer #7 · answered by j_kuemmel02 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
xxxxcelent loved the 2nd joke
2007-01-07 02:05:37 · answer #8 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these were good 10/10
2007-01-07 01:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.2 great one with profound discreet lesson.
2007-01-07 02:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by ari-pup 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋