A woman goes to a psychic and contacts her recently dead husband.
"Are you happy?" asks the woman.
"Yes," says the husband. "I'm in a field surrounded by beautiful cows."
"Can you see any angels?" asks the woman.
"No, but there's a smashing cow standing in front of me. A real stunner."
"Have you seen God?" asks the woman.
"No," replies the husband. "But the cows are really, really fantastic."
"Why to you keep going on about cows?" shouts the woman.
"Sorry," says the husband, "I forgot to mention - I'm in Yorkshire...I've come back as a bull".
2007-01-05
12:32:42
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