Are you happy?

Question

A woman goes to a psychic and contacts her recently dead husband.
"Are you happy?" asks the woman.
"Yes," says the husband. "I'm in a field surrounded by beautiful cows."
"Can you see any angels?" asks the woman.
"No, but there's a smashing cow standing in front of me. A real stunner."
"Have you seen God?" asks the woman.
"No," replies the husband. "But the cows are really, really fantastic."
"Why to you keep going on about cows?" shouts the woman.
"Sorry," says the husband, "I forgot to mention - I'm in Yorkshire...I've come back as a bull".

Answer 1

i would like to come back as a thumper rabbit good one "fingers"10/10

Answer 2

Good one fidgety.
This Russian peasant woman bought a cow for her family's milk supply.The cow provided gallons of milk and was so profitable that the woman decided to try and breed from it.So she sought out a suitable bull,but the bull was simply not interested.He just stomped around the paddock all day but never showed the slightest interest in mating with the cow.In despair,the woman sought the advice of a lady vet.
"I have tried everything." said the woman,"but the bull just doesn't seem interested."
Did the bull come from Minsk?" asked the vet.
"As a matter of fact it did.Why do you ask?"
"My husband is from Minsk."

Answer 3

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee 9/10

Answer 4

That's actually quite funny! I have friends in Yorkshire, I'm sure they would laugh at that too! I'll email it them!

Answer 5

Nice one! 10/10.

Answer 6

Thank you. I liked that. 10/10

Answer 7

nice one 10/10

Answer 8

HaHa

Answer 9

OK sounds good

Answer 10

OOooo!