Entertainment & Music - 5 January 2007

2007-01-05 08:01:23 · 4 answers · asked by terren j 1 in Celebrities

An elderly lady goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell." The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.
The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week. She says, "Doctor, there's been a change, but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!" The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage,now we'll have to work on your hearing."

2007-01-05 08:01:19 · 20 answers · asked by OO7 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I've already got American Idiot, Bullet in a Bible, Dookie, Insomniac, International Superhits, Nimrod, and their recordings with U2.

2007-01-05 08:01:11 · 6 answers · asked by sportsguy1294 2 in Music

I already have seen Apocalypto. Is there anything worth while?

2007-01-05 08:01:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

when will season 4 be on dvd...how long does it take to go to dvd after ending the season

2007-01-05 08:01:03 · 4 answers · asked by maiwes1 1 in Television

chris is alright, but omarion & bowwow are my babies

2007-01-05 08:00:38 · 5 answers · asked by yonnie h 1 in Music

In general.

2007-01-05 08:00:35 · 12 answers · asked by Juli 4 in Celebrities

2007-01-05 08:00:23 · 14 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 08:00:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ex:
crooked teeth- death cab for cutie
breakfast at tiffanys - deep blue something
breathe in - frou frou
upside down - jack johnson

2007-01-05 07:59:56 · 5 answers · asked by Uncle Lumpy 1 in Other - Entertainment

can you tell me please where can i download "fever" by pussycat dolls for free,but excepting limewire.com or others like this one

2007-01-05 07:59:08 · 3 answers · asked by Sandra I 1 in Music

its called flight something where the terroists takes over the plane

2007-01-05 07:59:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney ripped $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comesout and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.

2007-01-05 07:58:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-05 07:58:29 · 12 answers · asked by HELL ON WHEELS 2 in Polls & Surveys

Consider it cheating if you had a bf and ya'll got in a big fight. Then some random guy calls you and you both have a steaming hot intimate conversation over the phone for about an hour!! Not that I've done this or anything like that...*wink-wink!!

2007-01-05 07:57:58 · 26 answers · asked by Amber R 4 in Polls & Surveys

1. Drink
2.Chips
3. Movie
4. Flavored popcorn
5.Color
6.Flower
7. candy
8. weather.
9. person
10. ice cream

~thanxs guys~

2007-01-05 07:57:53 · 34 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

Please help, because, yeah, ok, i'm obsessed with this song... Thanks :P

2007-01-05 07:57:48 · 6 answers · asked by Remy 1 in Television

Joe Pasquale Comedian

2007-01-05 07:57:34 · 12 answers · asked by Julie M 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-05 07:57:17 · 6 answers · asked by yr_gmz 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-05 07:57:16 · 2 answers · asked by Shun Shun 2 in Music

im talking abt movie ghos ts :)

female scares the sh!t outta me !!

hehe :)

2007-01-05 07:56:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who do you like & want to win in Big Bro 2007?

I want Jo to win, she seems just a normal dwn 2earth girl!

2007-01-05 07:55:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

all the reasons having a son can be challenging!!!!!!!!!!!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 lb. boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
hit by a ceiling fan.
7)When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.

2007-01-05 07:55:41 · 10 answers · asked by thatgirl127 3 in Jokes & Riddles

YES OR NO!! CUZ HE IS HOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-01-05 07:55:37 · 19 answers · asked by ruphio_hook 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-05 07:55:17 · 14 answers · asked by HELL ON WHEELS 2 in Polls & Surveys

A) Devdas
B) Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum
C) Dhoom 2
D) Or Write Your Favorite Movie Name.

2007-01-05 07:54:39 · 3 answers · asked by Jimiait Jon R 1 in Movies

why is her face like this now http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/wildenstein_after1.jpg it is awful, she used to be really atracted, i heard she spent £2.000,000 on surgery!! what happened why did she do it?

2007-01-05 07:54:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-01-05 07:54:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

..or slid on a rainbow?


thanx~

2007-01-05 07:53:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

-seems like a lot of gurls do...just wanted to know who does and why


-i def think he is

2007-01-05 07:53:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities