An elderly lady goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, it's terrible, I pass gas all the time. Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless and silent so you can't tell." The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.
The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week. She says, "Doctor, there's been a change, but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!" The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage,now we'll have to work on your hearing."
2007-01-05 08:01:19 · 20 answers · asked by OO7 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well done BOND good one 10/10
2007-01-05 08:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-01-05 09:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Crude but funny! 9/10!
2007-01-05 10:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest joke I've personally read so far on Yahoo! Answers. Thank you for sharing. ;)
2007-01-05 08:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by Lost Panda 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-01-05 11:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by DaRin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I heard this one before, but it's still funny, so I haven't heard it to many times before...
2007-01-05 08:03:42 · answer #6 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Do you pass gas?
2007-01-05 08:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good ha ha ha
2007-01-05 08:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by whospiltmypint 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spit out my wine, but it was worth it!
2007-01-05 08:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wasn't expecting that. cute though
2007-01-05 08:24:10 · answer #10 · answered by KiKi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋