all the reasons having a son can be challenging!!!!!!!!!!!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 lb. boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
hit by a ceiling fan.
7)When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
2007-01-05 07:55:41 · 10 answers · asked by thatgirl127 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a
4-year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still
can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
2007-01-05 07:56:25 · update #1
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do
not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms
dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends,
with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
fluid.
2007-01-05 07:56:47 · update #2
LOL! those are hilarious and so true
2007-01-05 08:21:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-01-05 16:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by The Aabenator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true. I was a boy once and had two brothers. We must of sent our mum around the twist. I have two daughters and a young son. It must be karma.
2007-01-05 16:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by spils 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL This reminded me of Dennis the Menace.
2007-01-05 16:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute but i was gonna try the brake fluid and clorox mix oh well ;)
2007-01-05 16:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Pirate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that is too cute, I see you are busy with your hands full so see ya lata
2007-01-05 16:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ms. Jacksonville, FL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually had sent that to a friend right after she had her son! Someone had sent it to me when mine was little...it's hillarious!
2007-01-05 16:01:40 · answer #7 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can think of more things than you, but nobody will dare to read such a large list, as i did reading yours.
2007-01-05 16:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, THIS IS SOOO CRAZY FUNNNYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone care to answer my question...?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070104234448AARfu0H&r=w
2007-01-05 16:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny ..............and scary!?
2007-01-05 16:52:25 · answer #10 · answered by Krystyna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋