The woman perks up, and says "How about that, I just ordered a glass of champagne too."
"What a coinincidence" he said "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.
"This is a special day for me too, and I'm celebrating" she says.
"What a coincedence," says the man. As they clink glasses he asked, "What are you cellebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today the gynecologist told me I'm pregnent."
"I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they finally started laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great" said the woman "How did your hens become fertile"
"I swiched cocks." He replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence"
2006-12-24
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