The woman perks up, and says "How about that, I just ordered a glass of champagne too."
"What a coinincidence" he said "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating.
"This is a special day for me too, and I'm celebrating" she says.
"What a coincedence," says the man. As they clink glasses he asked, "What are you cellebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today the gynecologist told me I'm pregnent."
"I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they finally started laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great" said the woman "How did your hens become fertile"
"I swiched cocks." He replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence"
2006-12-24 12:31:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*big applause* One of the best today!!! :)
2006-12-24 12:36:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent coincidence & cool
2006-12-24 12:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 15:54:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-24 14:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
Merry Christmas
2006-12-24 12:53:21 · answer #5 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seen it recently. Still,, lol.
2006-12-24 12:33:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah clever
2006-12-24 13:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh, thats a good one! two thumbs up!
2006-12-24 13:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-12-24 12:36:10 · answer #9 · answered by sweetsal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Like it... Alot!
2006-12-24 14:03:19 · answer #10 · answered by I'm Michael Jackson BAD!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋