Entertainment & Music - 23 December 2006

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanuakkah, Peaceful Kwanzaa!happy new year! and any other celebration/holiday I forgot

2006-12-23 02:54:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 02:54:16 · 10 answers · asked by Because I Said So 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 02:54:02 · 17 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

My brother had an argument with my father and other brother that Courtney Love killed Kurt Kobain. Kurt was a drug addict, and some say that was reason enough to kill himself. Others have the opinion that Courtney killed him. If you think Courtney did it, then why do you think so?

2006-12-23 02:53:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

2006-12-23 02:53:40 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-23 02:53:26 · 19 answers · asked by mofreshathanatictac 1 in Polls & Surveys

wahts the name of the song were the chorus goes, there aint no way you can stop me now, it kind of rap

thank you

2006-12-23 02:52:49 · 4 answers · asked by jnstambler 2 in Music

2006-12-23 02:52:19 · 3 answers · asked by devon . 2 in Movies

2006-12-23 02:52:07 · 8 answers · asked by Nep-Tunes 6 in Polls & Surveys

do you now

2006-12-23 02:51:45 · 6 answers · asked by Keira K 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-23 02:51:40 · 19 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 02:51:29 · 15 answers · asked by M.K 2 in Movies

2006-12-23 02:50:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window

• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• Drive through the drive in backwards and let your rear seat passenger make the order.
• At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
• When Ordering, start talking about the problems you were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
• Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
• Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "Would you like fries with your order?"
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them you have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets - Thats all.
• Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare and say " I know what you did to my food ! ".
• When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
• When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
• Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
• Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
• After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
• Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
• Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
• Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."
• In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
• When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage and ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
• Drive through with a car load of naked people.
• Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
• Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
• Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
• Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
• If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe."
• All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window.

Ways To Annoy People At The Movies

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke."
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Bring a flashlight and shine it on the walls or ceiling, in advance draw an outline o#*@!uy screwing a chick (or perhaps another guy), then cut
out the outline and put it in front of the flashlight, so the image can be seen on the wall or ceiling.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Smuggle in cans of roaches, locusts, ants, and other bugs that can annoy and reproduce quickly. You may even bring in some rats. Then sit in the very back, open the jars, and toss the bugs out on the ground. Since the floor is more slanted in the back the bugs will spread
throughout the theater faster. Be sure to be the first one to raise and scream "There’s a #*@!roach crawling up my leg!" Then run out into the
lobby and start yelling "there’s #*@!roaches in here!" Or "This theater is contaminated!" The theater will have to close down and fumigate the
showroom(s), and after this little "accident" no one will want to go back to the theater anyway!
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing

2006-12-23 02:49:59 · 19 answers · asked by kitten baby 2 in Other - Entertainment

I don't think it really has words...It goes la lalala, la lalala, and goes up in crescendo? Is it a classical piece? It is very moving. I recently saw it on a commercial. It is a popular song. Has usually ladys voices.

2006-12-23 02:48:57 · 5 answers · asked by ♦♦pixiechix♦♦ 5 in Music

for me the list is to long but angelina jolie eminem and brittney spears and nicole ritchie are at the top of the list

2006-12-23 02:48:06 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-23 02:46:57 · 11 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

I asked the TP question I got the violation for and they posted it. What do you all think of that?

2006-12-23 02:46:55 · 2 answers · asked by T_I_GG_E_R 5 in Polls & Surveys

It's been to long! I wanna see it some time soon!

2006-12-23 02:46:07 · 6 answers · asked by UVRay 6 in Television

which baby was in more danger

2006-12-23 02:46:03 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd say Mr. Harry Potter !

2006-12-23 02:45:57 · 22 answers · asked by Don't Tickle Elmo 2 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-23 02:45:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

999

aside from running away or keeping up apperances.

2006-12-23 02:45:52 · 5 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 02:45:28 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

did you tell the truth that you broke it or did you try to hide it? If you hid it, did that person who owned it ever find it?

2006-12-23 02:44:13 · 8 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Polls & Surveys

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW DID BEYONCE AND JAY Z BREAK UP BECAUSE IN THE SONG LOST ONES SAY I GAVE HER SOME FREE TIME...

2006-12-23 02:43:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

If not i love to see Hillary or Bill in the White House again.

2006-12-23 02:42:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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2006-12-23 02:42:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Since 1980, Personal Computers (PC) nearly took 20 years to take hold of our desktops. How long it will take when we have Personal Aeroplanes (PA) instead of cars.

2006-12-23 02:41:24 · 14 answers · asked by Sky Boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

who can tell me each character's abbility, and name, since i'm not certain about it, i want to know all of their abbilities, being specific about the character who has it obviously!

2006-12-23 02:40:20 · 4 answers · asked by no_bsht 2 in Television