Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
2006-12-23 02:53:40 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lolz , good one really ! i've mailed it to all ma girlfriends ! really we girls Rock !!! he he he... thums up to ya..
2006-12-23 05:11:14 · answer #1 · answered by whatever 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well I guess it took an angel like you to convince God to make girls with sugar and spice and everything nice…is it any wonder then that you have so many reasons to enjoy being a woman. It is for these very reasons that I love woman too.
2006-12-23 08:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
woman can make list like this, and if they are insulted for it, the insulter is blamed
If a girl is grumpy and punches someone, they can blame it on PMSing, a guy cant do the same
if a girls friends doesn;t want them to say something to someone, they can take the hint, men just plow along, unaware of the person waving their hands and mouthing "NO" behind his shoulder
2006-12-23 03:19:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We got off the Titanic first
I like it
nice thought
2006-12-23 03:30:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. LOL
2006-12-23 03:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is tottaly awsome girlfriend!!I have never thought of that!Wait till I tell my friends they will totally be suprised!!!THANK-YOU for those good ways to anoy my brother!!
I hope you have a very merry christmas and a joyful new year!!
2006-12-24 06:58:03 · answer #6 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeez, girl, you're such a dear! And you also got a very fine brains up there. Merry Christmas
2006-12-23 02:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never thought about this, but I agree 100% with you!
2006-12-23 03:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really cute. Amazing I'm going to e-mail this to my mom.
2006-12-23 04:44:24 · answer #9 · answered by ~*simtoria lové y ashley~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, 30 things! I never thought about all that.
2006-12-23 07:29:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones!
2006-12-23 04:10:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋