Entertainment & Music - 18 December 2006

Be honest...any Chia Pets, Fruit Cakes, or old Calendar's?

Batseries5 Question 4 of 5 (polls). I will ask a series of 5 questions a day (psychological, spiritual, sexual, polls, and miscellaneous). If you have time, answer all 5 during the day for a broader perspective of yourself. Have fun!

2006-12-18 04:02:41 · 10 answers · asked by I'm Loving Life 3 in Polls & Surveys

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all line up for golf!!!?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are playing a round of golf, and are getting really angry at the threesome in front of them, who are playing painfully slow, and refusing to let them play through. The men of God are screaming, cursing, and threatening the threesome from a distance, but it seems to do no good, so as soon as they get back to the clubhouse, they get the course manager against the wall, and read him the riot act.

"Goddam it, you stupid SOB, why don’t you do something about these assholes who play so slowly that they ruin everyone else’s day."

Gee guys, I’m really sorry, but it so happens that the three gentlemen in front of you are blind, and it takes them longer to play the course.

”Oh my God”, says the priest, “to think of the way I judged those poor disabled men; and me a leader of the church! I feel terrible”!
”I’ll tell you what I’m going to do... I’m going to donate 10 % of this Saturday’s bingo receipts to the American Federation of the Blind.

’Good Lord, I feel the same way’ says the minister,’ and me, a man of the cloth, acting and speaking the way I did to those unfortunate souls...I’ll tell you what, I’m going to give 20% of this weeks donations to the American Federation of the Blind’.

So everyone turns and looks at the Rabbi, who shrugs his shoulders and says, "So vy cant dey play at night?"

2006-12-18 04:02:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what are some great love songs?

2006-12-18 04:02:20 · 9 answers · asked by theman 1 in Music

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If you were to borrow $20 from me and I never saw or talked to you again, would that be a good investment?

2006-12-18 04:01:53 · 11 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it okay to talk dirty to John Stamos by email.?

lol

2006-12-18 03:59:59 · 31 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

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name all ashton kutcher movies....????

2006-12-18 03:59:33 · 10 answers · asked by mishikagulati 1 in Movies

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favorite character in family guy/?

has to stewie or brian

2006-12-18 03:59:30 · 21 answers · asked by ral 4 in Television

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I can't remember, but in the Disney version of Sleeping Beauty, did she have both parents?

I know she was sent to live with the fairies or whatever, but were both her parents alive and well?

2006-12-18 03:58:20 · 7 answers · asked by Mommie 2 in Movies

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Did you keep last year's New Year's resolution?

I surely have not.

i can't even recall a New Year's resolution that i have kept

2006-12-18 03:58:10 · 11 answers · asked by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Who will be the next president of the United States? Why?

2006-12-18 03:57:51 · 14 answers · asked by emo 2.0 3 in Polls & Surveys

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who sings this and what is its name?

The song goes , "and this girl" and then is followed up with what sounds something like whahaha uhoh, if you know the song then you know what I am talking about. The song is unsearchable since the only parts I know are the above mentioned portions.

2006-12-18 03:56:46 · 5 answers · asked by TZech98 2 in Music

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If I pay $30 for Dr. Phil's book, how exactly is that "self-help"?

2006-12-18 03:56:40 · 9 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

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where can i find yaoi anime pics especially sasunaru and yamachi.?

i really like yaoi now.but i can't find any site that is great.help me kay.uh..i also really loves fuji x kiku.can ya tell me where can i find it.

2006-12-18 03:56:35 · 2 answers · asked by aquamishioka_09 1 in Comics & Animation

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friday blonde joke?

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
"What’s going on here, ma’am?"
"Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. Then after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
"Ma’am. That’s your air freshener."

2006-12-18 03:55:03 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What about you..?

When I read/hear about people being raped.. I actually feel really upset.. Like, really upset..

I read an answer about someone saying about being raped.. All I read was 'Yes, once I had been mugged and raped..' I couldn't read any further..

Obviously that's not the only thing but yeh..

My question is what makes you upset.. What sort of stories..?

2006-12-18 03:54:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why are my questions not showing up??

should i throw this computer on the floor or just let it go??

2006-12-18 03:54:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think Ozzy was hotter while playing Survivor or during the reunion?

2006-12-18 03:53:36 · 14 answers · asked by mango20_ca 1 in Television

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do you take stock in what others tell you?

2006-12-18 03:53:34 · 6 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Whats your "foreign object" that you use?

=]

2006-12-18 03:53:27 · 4 answers · asked by ∞ Mixed § Peanuts ∞ 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What mask is scarier?

Burger King guy or Michael Myers from Halloween

2006-12-18 03:52:49 · 29 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Top five drummers..period.?

who are your top five drummers of all time. If you cant give just five, then dont answer this question. My top five are: in no particular order:

Dave Lombardo (Slayer), John Bonham (Led Zeplin), John Dolmayan (System of a Down), Keith Moon (The Who), Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath).
I did not put Neil Peart simply because i feel he is great and probably can do anything those five listed above can do, but i just cannot stand his style and super huge drum set, and band by the name of Rush.

2006-12-18 03:52:09 · 6 answers · asked by Isuck,Usuck,Weallsuck 3 in Music

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Do you have an Aunt Mary.............?

or is you Mom's name Mary?
It seems like every generation has a "Mary" in it for some reason

2006-12-18 03:51:57 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do I really have to put the whole question in the title?

Is that what the problem is? Have you experienced this?

See how frustrated I am? I'm speaking in FIRST PERSON.

Grrr.... Thanks fer yer answers. grrr...

2006-12-18 03:51:44 · 19 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys