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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are playing a round of golf, and are getting really angry at the threesome in front of them, who are playing painfully slow, and refusing to let them play through. The men of God are screaming, cursing, and threatening the threesome from a distance, but it seems to do no good, so as soon as they get back to the clubhouse, they get the course manager against the wall, and read him the riot act.

"Goddam it, you stupid SOB, why don’t you do something about these assholes who play so slowly that they ruin everyone else’s day."

Gee guys, I’m really sorry, but it so happens that the three gentlemen in front of you are blind, and it takes them longer to play the course.

”Oh my God”, says the priest, “to think of the way I judged those poor disabled men; and me a leader of the church! I feel terrible”!
”I’ll tell you what I’m going to do... I’m going to donate 10 % of this Saturday’s bingo receipts to the American Federation of the Blind.

’Good Lord, I feel the same way’ says the minister,’ and me, a man of the cloth, acting and speaking the way I did to those unfortunate souls...I’ll tell you what, I’m going to give 20% of this weeks donations to the American Federation of the Blind’.

So everyone turns and looks at the Rabbi, who shrugs his shoulders and says, "So vy cant dey play at night?"

2006-12-18 04:02:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

friggin funny that one thank u

2006-12-18 04:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0 0

Because that would be a case of the blind leading the blind !
Keep them coming

2006-12-18 12:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 0

good 1 lol 10/10

2006-12-18 12:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WAS HE AN IRISH RABBI SOUNDS LIKE IRISH HUMOUR 10/10

2006-12-18 14:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

2006-12-18 12:07:09 · answer #5 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0 0

Very good indeed 9/10 very -very funny .

2006-12-18 12:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh my God

2006-12-18 13:18:19 · answer #7 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0 0

BECAUSE, IF THEY SHOULD ACCIDENTALLY STEP IN THOSE GOLF BALL HOLES, THEY LL BREAK THEIR NECKS!I ITS DARK YA KNOW !

2006-12-18 12:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

eh not too funny but new

2006-12-18 12:13:28 · answer #9 · answered by Skye 2 · 0 0

nice.lol

2006-12-18 12:08:59 · answer #10 · answered by kriggle 2 · 0 0

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