Entertainment & Music - 15 November 2006

yoyoyoyoyoyoyo and a bucket of chips word son word! I wore the same wife beater for last 3 weeks and havn't shaved a 4 weeks thats how pimpin done son!!! pimpin' ain't easy yeaahhhhh gotta keep my pimp hand warm son word! Who needs a education past 4th grade when you got deez good looks yea mean yea mean! Popozao!!!!! word son!!!

2006-11-15 06:12:02 · 13 answers · asked by Kevin Federline 1 in Celebrities

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I'm about to take the test to get my temps; any advice?

2006-11-15 06:11:44 · 8 answers · asked by Why Does It Do That? 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you noticed Borat's Ali G hand?

2006-11-15 06:11:39 · 10 answers · asked by Chris M 2 in Television

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How can I make it into the bollywood film industry?

Become An Indian Actress

2006-11-15 06:10:55 · 9 answers · asked by rupertgrint_123 1 in Movies

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What's the first three things that you would do if you suddenly woke up as being your boss?

2006-11-15 06:10:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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wHich one?Care bears or My Little pony?

2006-11-15 06:09:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Snappy Answers?

When someone questions the obvious give them back a snappy answer. ;)

Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #5

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please," she began her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F*** you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."

And the VERY BEST snappy answer ....

Snappy Answer #6, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

2006-11-15 06:09:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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COMPLETE THiS !!!!!??

i dont know ______________

2006-11-15 06:09:05 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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which famous rock &roll singer is a direct descendantoff sir francis drake on his mothers side?

2006-11-15 06:08:46 · 3 answers · asked by checker 2 in Celebrities

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mcfly covered which Queen song and got No 1 in the uk charts this year?

2006-11-15 06:08:16 · 15 answers · asked by NATALIA A 1 in Music

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What do you think of this daft joke?

Man goes into a gun shop and says i want a gun to shoot some cans.
What sort of CANS asks the gunkeeper.
The man replies you know.
MEXICANS
JAMICANS
AFRICANS

2006-11-15 06:08:06 · 19 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

2006-11-15 06:08:00 · 12 answers · asked by JJS 1 in Polls & Surveys

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The way it should be. There was a lady who posted a really crude?

joke today. And those of us who replied half expected the question to receive a violation notice but this did not happen fortunately. Which shows that people should only look at questions that do not offend. This should stop all this silly carry on with violation notices. What do you think about violation notices.

2006-11-15 06:07:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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there is this movie i cant think of the name?

its a french movie i think....its a horror....theres a blonde with short hair and a long haired brunette.....the blonde turns out to be the killer but she is crazy.....has a male alter ego.....do u know what movie im talking about?

2006-11-15 06:06:49 · 4 answers · asked by sarah s 1 in Movies

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OLTL: Tuc leaving the show?

I will miss Tuc Watkins on OLTL. According to his website, he finished his three year stint on the show. I don't think he'll be coming back. I'll miss his quirky character David Vickers. What about you?

2006-11-15 06:06:39 · 2 answers · asked by Kristen H 6 in Television

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What shall i do?

ive been offerd a contract with nust magazine, but ive also been offerd a contract with dior. im absolutley exstatic about the dior one but id just decided that i would take the nuts contract when this oppertunity came along. what do you think. my agent say i should do both, but i h work

2006-11-15 06:06:11 · 12 answers · asked by xx_hollywood_princess_laura_xx 1 in Magazines

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