Entertainment & Music - 1 November 2006

it has vanished.anyone got an idea please,just for my curiosity.

2006-11-01 06:10:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

an old movie.... where they kill themselves in the end by running into a train with their, charger, gto ?

2006-11-01 06:10:06 · 4 answers · asked by marilyn p 1 in Movies

one day a hippie got on a bus he got on and sat down on the bus there was a nun the nun got off at the church latter the hippie is getting off the bus driver asked him do you like the nun hippie answers yes why bus driver i know where shes going to be tonight hippie really where bus driver at the cemetery at Robby nets grave latter the hippie go to the grave and holds a gun to the nun head he say have sex with me or i kill you the nun says OK as long as its in the but so i don't lose my virginity he says OK after there done the hippie pulls off his costume and says haha I'm the hippie them the nun pulls off hers and go's haha I'm the bus driver

2006-11-01 06:09:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Me - DVD of homemade porn that I thought was loaned out by mistake.

2006-11-01 06:08:28 · 23 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 06:08:25 · 7 answers · asked by Grazia 3 in Celebrities

Expect bright colours, high pitched singing and cheesy dancing...like in most bollywood songs LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nayyxerxj...

My friend saw this and was splitting her sides with laughter because it was so unusual to her!
Note how long each take is......

So, what do you think?

2006-11-01 06:07:55 · 1 answers · asked by Miss Terious 3 in Music

I would love to have that collection. And what about Sisters????
Frankie, Georgie, Teddy, I forgot the other two sisters name. They all had names after boys.

2006-11-01 06:07:43 · 2 answers · asked by Child of God 3 in Celebrities

2006-11-01 06:07:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 06:07:08 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She spent the first day packing her personal belongings into boxes,
>crates,and suitcases.

>On the second day, she had the movers come to collect her things.
>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
>
>dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music,
>and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
>Chardonnay.

>When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited
>a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the
>curtain rods.

>She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

>When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
>the first few days. Then slowl y, the house began to smell.
>They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out.
>Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.
>Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

>Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which
>they had to move out for a few days, and in the end
>they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

>Nothing worked.

>People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the
>house.

>The maid quit.

>Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
>A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
>could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

>Word got out, and eventually, even the local Realtors refused to
>return their calls.

>Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money fro m the bank to
>purchase a new place.

>The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going.
>He told her the saga of the rotting house.

>She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home
>terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in
exchange for getting the house back.

>Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a
>price that was about 1/10 of what the house had been worth, but only if
>she were to sign the papers that very day.

>She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

>I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?

>A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched
>the moving company pack everything to take to their new home,
>including the curtain rods.

2006-11-01 06:06:06 · 7 answers · asked by shaqmc21 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Two blondes walk into a building....


You would think ,one of them would have saw it.

2006-11-01 06:05:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 06:05:54 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-01 06:05:42 · 19 answers · asked by dolphinluver22000 4 in Polls & Surveys

Did you know this?
I know someone who thinks your an owl?

2006-11-01 06:04:58 · 6 answers · asked by helpme1 5 in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/g/i/2062/

2006-11-01 06:04:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Please tell me why and if you indulge in eating it.

2006-11-01 06:04:12 · 22 answers · asked by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 in Polls & Surveys

I wish they would still play Doug! I loved that show! Especially Patty Mayonnaise!

2006-11-01 06:04:04 · 10 answers · asked by britt 4 in Comics & Animation

All the Bowie songs are listed in the end credits but I dont know which is which...PLease help!

ANdi

2006-11-01 06:04:01 · 2 answers · asked by b0red0fitall 2 in Movies

huh? : )

2006-11-01 06:03:54 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Unfaithful"
Arriving home early from work one day. I heard the wife moaning upstairs. She must be on the toilet I thought to myself! Getting up the stairs myself, turned out, she was only in bed with my best friend, my Next door neighbour, I was shocked, stunned flabberghasted, choking and stuttering, I cried out to him How could you, I can't comprehend, don't understand! I mean I have to, you don't!

Grabbing him by the bollocks and holding real tight with an iron grip, I dragged him all the way down the stairway. He was whimpering - you can't thrown me out naked man. I never answered, instead dragged him through the kitchen. Grabbing the largest bread knife I could find on route. He screamed for mercy you can't cut it off man, please! I remained silent, dragged him into the back garden into the shed Jammed his manhood in to my work bench vice, and then smashed the handle off that vice!

Don't cut it off man, please, he screamed! Oh, I'm not going to I said, picking up a can of Lawn Mower Pertol and handing him the Knife I said you are, I'm setting the shed on fire!
Joke from Roy Chubby Brown UK Comedian

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"One and a half foot!"
On their wedding night, Young Dianne says to new hubby, If you don't remove your socks, I am not getting in bed at all.
Hubby is determined not to remove the socks. Dianne argues he is perhaps kinky!
Hubby eventually gives in, all right he says, I have hid this from you all through our courting days though. Look! Removing the socks, one foot is only half there!
I lost it during an accident at work he explains it embarrasses me!
Dianne runs down stairs. Ever so upset she telephones her Mom. Sobbing on the phone, she cries to her Mom, he only has a foot and a half!
Mother replies hHang on young lady, you pack your bags get back home, tell him I am on my way over!

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Before we make Love she said, I must tell you the truth, look! She slipped off a wig and was bald as can be! Oh that's Ok you look sexy he replied.
Wait, but wait there is more she then said. She removed padding from her Bra slipped out her glass eye, removed a false hand removed a false leg!
I am going down stairs he said. Just, throw it down when you are ready!

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Multi floor tower block, young lad walking by, a Glass eye hits him on the head! Looking up, he spies a Blonde lady waving frantically at him. He picks the eye up and takes it to the frantic lady.

She pops it back in and thanks him. They get chatting. He asks if he can call in again as he enjoyed her company, he passes that way often he explains. Sure she said, I'll keep an eye out for you then!

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Young Tommy walks into bathroom. He catches Mom in the shower. She is washing between her legs. Tommy notes blood. Mom, mom you are bleeding. She panics and tries to hide herself feeling ashamed. What happened?
Mom what happened he asks! Damn she thinks how do I explain to a youngster. Oh she said without thought. Dad got to close with the car, and the wing mirror caught and cut me. Woah shouted Tommy what a good shot he cut your willy off!

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2006-11-01 06:03:14 · 5 answers · asked by chij onpala 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I believe that kitty wells sang the song you are that easy to forget it may have been another country star if kitty did sang it what album would it be on.If any one knows of any other country western star that sang this song also would like information on.

2006-11-01 06:01:41 · 4 answers · asked by bjcrk 1 in Music

...I think she missed the train to Mars, she's out back counting stars. I know the CD itself had a green cover. I had the album when I was 14 but sold it because I never listened to it. Now 11 years later I heared the song and wondered...

2006-11-01 06:01:29 · 8 answers · asked by G 3 in Music

2006-11-01 05:59:57 · 9 answers · asked by glen903 1 in Celebrities

The recent hurricanes and gasoline issues are proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element has been named *Governmentium*. Governmentium (Gv) Has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take over four days to complete.

2006-11-01 05:59:37 · 6 answers · asked by akelaamy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

a few pieces or a handful? do you ration at the beginning of the night then give loads later on?

2006-11-01 05:59:33 · 39 answers · asked by Ann 3 in Polls & Surveys

One says to the other "can you smell fish?"

2006-11-01 05:59:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-01 05:59:25 · 25 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

the 199th person who replies to this with the word 'hello' will be rewarded with 10 points

2006-11-01 05:58:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i like the borg from star trek can anyone beat them

2006-11-01 05:58:21 · 10 answers · asked by steve 4 in Television

You may have heard this one before!!

Ok picture the scene, all the super heroes are at a huge party.
It's getting late though and Batman says to Robin, I'm feeling tired, I'm going upstairs and get our coats.
So off he goes.
About half an hour later he appears, he tells Robin, blimey, you'll never guess what just happened.
What? asks Robin
Well, says Batman, while I was upstairs looking for our coats I walked past a door that was half open, so I peeked in side and there lying on the bed was Wonder Woman, stark naked legs up in the air.
Well what did you do asked Robin?
Well says Batman, I stripped off all my clothes took a run and jumped right on top of her.
Wow, said Robin, I bet she got a surprise.
Yes, replied Batman, but not half as much as the Invisable Man.

Hope ya all like:-)
Plenty more where that came from hehehe

2006-11-01 05:58:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles