Entertainment & Music - 29 October 2006

Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."

"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."

2006-10-29 10:38:26 · 21 answers · asked by lil mama 2 in Jokes & Riddles

can you give it? source or website will be useful thank you

2006-10-29 10:38:18 · 3 answers · asked by jenny 1 in Music

2006-10-29 10:38:13 · 5 answers · asked by rdiytfkutygl 1 in Music

Kay i like this guy and like he's shorter than me.Which is really weird for some reason.He has like the best personality,but i dunno.I mean i really don't care what people think about us.But still what do you think?

2006-10-29 10:38:05 · 25 answers · asked by rawruhh 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 10:38:01 · 26 answers · asked by adorable 4 in Polls & Surveys

fashizzle

2006-10-29 10:37:55 · 29 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

And can I come over and get some?
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Want some candy little girl? hahaha

2006-10-29 10:37:26 · 10 answers · asked by Saffernellie 6 in Polls & Surveys

Mine are hamburgers, pizza, sweet potato pie, macaroni and cheese, chicken parmegan, fried shirmp, McDonald's french fries. I could go on and on.

2006-10-29 10:35:27 · 23 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a local Atlanta music producer and trying to get some feedback on music I plan to release early next year. House, hip hop and downtempo music is what I create. Also, looking for people to work with. Thank you in advance for your assistance.

2006-10-29 10:34:19 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. Delonso 1 in Music

me and my father have recently been re-united after 20yrs so i'm trying to find a song to fit the bond that we have now that is awesome. please help me

2006-10-29 10:34:05 · 9 answers · asked by boobie 1 in Music

I got a violation for asking....Do you like the way this is set up now? because I didn't like how when you click on someone, you see their answers first instead of the questions. I guess Yahoo doesn't like it when we complain haha :)

2006-10-29 10:33:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 10:33:14 · 16 answers · asked by Milton Egbert 1 in Celebrities

who is beyonce directing her songs to and who is jayz cheating on her with

2006-10-29 10:33:14 · 4 answers · asked by ashley p 1 in Music

2006-10-29 10:32:53 · 7 answers · asked by Moo 1 in Television

I love them!!!! and my fav song is "love like winter" and "miss murder" i even have a jacket with A.F.I on it

2006-10-29 10:32:26 · 14 answers · asked by Brittany S 1 in Music

My hobbies:
singing, dancing, acting, playing soccer, playing piano, shopping, haging w/ friends

My dream:
to be just like miley cyrus

What friends think of me:
cool, fun, REALLY outgoing, sweet, a great singer, an amazing actress, crazy, wild, funny

do i seem like a likeable person? why or why not?

2006-10-29 10:31:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

the cleanser or the lotion?? can u guys be specific as to what product leaves ur skin flawless??

2006-10-29 10:31:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What were you like in highschool?

2006-10-29 10:30:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 10:29:06 · 6 answers · asked by Do or Die You'll Never Make 1 in Music

2006-10-29 10:28:48 · 18 answers · asked by pornstar 4 in Polls & Surveys

This is a quote from Sex In The City:

Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they're supposed to run wild until they find someone -- just as wild -- to run with.

2006-10-29 10:28:09 · 14 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Television

2006-10-29 10:28:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-29 10:27:08 · 6 answers · asked by ADITYA R. D 1 in Music

...Yahoo Answers or homework first? homework of Internet first? When you get home, do you first click on the computer, go on Yahoo answers or do you just do your homework straight away?

..just wondering!

2006-10-29 10:26:31 · 16 answers · asked by chaos causer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-29 10:26:29 · 8 answers · asked by MONTAELARICEO / MARIO J 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-10-29 10:25:52 · 6 answers · asked by Bre 1 in Music

I may have spelled Worcester wrong, but I went to this concert, didnt get any pictures, and would love to have one on my website. If you can supply me one with a good shot of everyone (Brian, Paul, and Rodger), then i'll put a personal, heartfelt thanks on my site for you.

Thanks,

Conor

2006-10-29 10:25:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-29 10:25:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

yo mama is so ugly she threw a boom a rang and it did'nt come back

2006-10-29 10:25:23 · 23 answers · asked by 777iscool 3 in Jokes & Riddles

For me, it's about 50.

Oh, and for all you self righteous buttholes who are gonna say something like "You shouldn't get high, drugs are bad, blah blah blah", just don't bother.

This question is for the druggies!

2006-10-29 10:25:13 · 4 answers · asked by Ike 1 in Polls & Surveys