Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."
2006-10-29 10:38:26 · 21 answers · asked by lil mama 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My husband is going to love this one. We go fishing a lot together. I will have to bring him to this site and show him your joke. This is truly funny. I can just see the look on the woman's face. lol
2006-10-29 12:30:04 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No! are all siblings comparable? in case you at the instant are not comparable to your brother or sister why do you need to be comparable to your cousin (comparable twin mothers and fathers or not)? babies comprise a random blend of genetic cloth from each and every determine. that's the reason each and every of the infants in one family are diverse different than the place a embryo splits into 2 or greater in the womb. Then the genetic concepts is a similar and you get comparable twins etc..
2016-10-16 12:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the funniest thing i've heard all day! Thanx a lot!
2006-10-29 10:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by roo69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! Another belly laugh! I'm gonna start looking for your name. You seem to have some good ones that I have never heard before.
:o)
2006-10-29 10:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by kiako 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
O.O OMFG thats terrible!! Just like...nevermind..
Peterpan...and tinkerbell..
and bob..
don't ask XD
2006-10-29 11:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by Onna NekoYasha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok?.... Joe's obviously pertaining to his old, dilapidated boat. so... are you aking for a punchline of sorts?
2006-10-29 10:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by gvr28 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL Good one
2006-10-29 11:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn funny. Thank you for sharing.
2006-10-29 12:42:01 · answer #8 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is way cute,lol.Funny.I like it.Thank you for sharing hun.
2006-10-29 10:42:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one i liked
2006-10-29 13:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋