Entertainment & Music - 19 October 2006

Below is a list of objectives and points acheived for a
Hit 'n' Run incident.

Small furry rodent
10 pts

Small mammal
25 pts

Large mammal
75 pts

Bird-any size
15 pts... bonus 50 pts if airborne

Small child
100 pts... bonus 50 pts if on trike

Large child
150 pts... bonus 50 pts if on bike

High School student
200 pts... bonus 100 pts on skateboard

College student
300 pts... bonus 200 pts if drunk

Anyone on roller blades
300 pts... bonus 50 pts if on sidewalk

Pedestrian
50 pts... bonus 25 pts if holding object/child

Jogger/runner
25 pts... bonus 10 pts if w/walkman

Famous person
200 pts... bonus 100 pts if w/security

Officer directing traffic
150 pts

Student Security Assistant
250 pts

Resident Assistant
500 pts

Construction worker
100 pts

Snow bank
50 pts...bonus 50 pts if covering hard object

Any stationary object
100 pts... bonus 50 pts if object jumps out at you

Any building
200 pts... bonus 200 pts if fast food restaurant

Entering building with car
2000 pts... bonus 200 pts for each occupant in car

Any President
2000 pts

Kid Idiot (Police Cadet)
150 pts... bonus 100 pts if directing traffic

Airplane
1500 pts

Boat
1500 pts

Elvis
2500 pts

any other "dead" person
1000 pts

any other moving vechicle
100 pts

anything on wheels
150 pt

anything not on this list
150 pts

Creator of this list
1500 pts... bonus 100 pts if armed

Bonus Points

Person lands on feet
75 pt

Person still posseses object
100 pts

Blonde People
50 pts

Vehicle does not recieve dammage
100 pts

No blood on vehicle
200 pts

Larger vehicle
-150 pts

Speed trap
-100 pts + citation

citation
-1 pt per dollar

police vehicle
-1000 pts

2006-10-19 02:43:14 · 6 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Jokes & Riddles

a man goes home to his girlfriend with a duck under his arm and states this is the pig ive been seeing. the girlfriend says thats a duck. the man says i no i was talking to the duck

2006-10-19 02:42:56 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-19 02:42:24 · 14 answers · asked by snoop_ash4 1 in Movies

I need to make sure everyone can access my website as this is how I will be able to promote CD sales. I don't have money for advertising at the moment but will have after some sales,URL is http://cdbaby.com/all/jimmysixstring any help greatly apreciated. God Bless. jls

2006-10-19 02:42:12 · 2 answers · asked by James S 1 in Music

That if you speak too much when you are young then you will run out of words later in life and never be able to speak?

2006-10-19 02:41:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He's allowed to produce and film an altoghether tainted and biased view of a country (Kazakhstan) in fact quoting Yahoo today "ALMATY (Reuters) - Alarmed by the antics of a fictional TV reporter who portrays their country as a nation of horse urine-drinking misogynists, Kazakh authorities have invited the comedian who plays the character to come and see the truth for himself. " Which will undoubtably convince people out there that that is how these people live, eat, sleep and conduct business. I find it offensive that he's allowed to do this and I'm not from there!!
I thought the days of the 'Black and White Minstrels' were long gone. This is just the same but without the face paint! It is ridiculing these people/what have they done to this Jewish boy?Who can forget his country and western song called THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL which he did. Maybe THEY will if he continues! What do you think the public should do? Watch it or veto it? Does he need stopping? Hasn't he offended enough?

2006-10-19 02:41:49 · 19 answers · asked by Confuzzled 6 in Movies

2006-10-19 02:41:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-19 02:41:28 · 24 answers · asked by Eerin 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you have a favorite brand or do you just buy what is on sale?

2006-10-19 02:40:05 · 13 answers · asked by Eerin 6 in Polls & Surveys

...think dashboard confessional, murder by death, or death cab for cutie, brown bike, blue eyes... any true emo bands.

2006-10-19 02:40:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

first one wins

"The power of the world resigns in the eyes."

2006-10-19 02:39:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

And i'll run naked through the streets without my mask on
And I will never need umbrellas in the rain
I'll wake up in strawberry feilds everyday

1st one= 10 points, everybody else=2

2006-10-19 02:38:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

well i want u tell wat is there in aishwarya dat isnt there in rekha or the opposite.

2006-10-19 02:38:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Everyday is so long and boring.

2006-10-19 02:37:22 · 21 answers · asked by Nickname 3 in Polls & Surveys

when a man with an erection walks into a wall and hits his nose first

2006-10-19 02:36:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I love the singer Garou, but I can not understand his songlyrics!

Does anyone know any translations of his songs anywhere?
ANY SONG translation woul be great. I´m quite desperate to understand them for I have only started to study french.

Song examples: Seul, hemingway, je suis le meme, que l´amour est violent...

2006-10-19 02:34:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-19 02:34:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yet another, yes I am bored, and I'm done with work for the day, so theres nothing better to do.
First one to guess it right= 10pts

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends dont dance and if they dont dance they're no friends of mine.

-this ones easy

2006-10-19 02:34:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-19 02:33:30 · 10 answers · asked by Nickname 3 in Polls & Surveys

male duo

2006-10-19 02:33:16 · 13 answers · asked by william g 1 in Music

2006-10-19 02:32:58 · 4 answers · asked by amuse4you 4 in Television

2006-10-19 02:32:13 · 2 answers · asked by Pika Hime Chan 2 in Music

2006-10-19 02:31:46 · 28 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

In Lindsay Lohans version of the film Freaky Friday there is a song called Ultimate. Is this song actually written and performed by Lindsay Lohan???

2006-10-19 02:31:21 · 3 answers · asked by JC 1 in Music

Does Laura only have boys in her family? I thought I saw a picture of her holding an infant daughter, yet, she wasn't seen on any of the clips.

2006-10-19 02:31:16 · 8 answers · asked by amuse4you 4 in Television

2006-10-19 02:30:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 02:30:41 · 28 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

'Fireworks'

2006-10-19 02:30:20 · 38 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 02:30:01 · 8 answers · asked by MalibuSun 2 in Polls & Surveys

a man is sitting looking at a photogragh. he says to himself. brothers and sisters have i none but this mans father is my fathers son. who is he?

2006-10-19 02:29:30 · 46 answers · asked by margaret 1 in Jokes & Riddles