when a man with an erection walks into a wall and hits his nose first
2006-10-19 02:36:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant.
2006-10-19 02:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by angel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOl yeah I agree. It's also driving those import cars with the fart can exhaust tip and 13 different colors, with a wing on the back that does nothing. I also think it an embarssment to put the lambo doors on too.
2006-10-19 02:38:51 · answer #2 · answered by All I have to do is dream... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes but why would he have an erection in a room full of people, and who would notice?
2006-10-19 02:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Dalek climbing off a Dustbin!
2006-10-19 02:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like It
2006-10-21 14:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.....No....this can't be an embarrasment, its perfectly normal...A perfect irrection makes the Di(c)K to stand parallel to your body and not perpendicular , the way your thinking!!! Though it takes some mathematical brain to understand it, but in real life "The Real Experience!"
2006-10-19 03:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wife calls up husband who's been playing poker all night.
"I want you to come home NOW!"
"But honey, I'm on a winning streak. I have a stack of quarters in front of me as big as my dong!"
"What? You have a measly two dollars?!"
2006-10-19 02:39:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A nun getting caught doing press ups in a cucumber field.
2006-10-19 02:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
tucking your skirt in your knickers and walking round the office for 5 mins b4 anyone tells u !
2006-10-19 02:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
walking into the wrong toilets in a crowded pub
2006-10-19 02:43:32 · answer #10 · answered by Carol B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋