Below is a list of objectives and points acheived for a
Hit 'n' Run incident.
Small furry rodent
10 pts
Small mammal
25 pts
Large mammal
75 pts
Bird-any size
15 pts... bonus 50 pts if airborne
Small child
100 pts... bonus 50 pts if on trike
Large child
150 pts... bonus 50 pts if on bike
High School student
200 pts... bonus 100 pts on skateboard
College student
300 pts... bonus 200 pts if drunk
Anyone on roller blades
300 pts... bonus 50 pts if on sidewalk
Pedestrian
50 pts... bonus 25 pts if holding object/child
Jogger/runner
25 pts... bonus 10 pts if w/walkman
Famous person
200 pts... bonus 100 pts if w/security
Officer directing traffic
150 pts
Student Security Assistant
250 pts
Resident Assistant
500 pts
Construction worker
100 pts
Snow bank
50 pts...bonus 50 pts if covering hard object
Any stationary object
100 pts... bonus 50 pts if object jumps out at you
Any building
200 pts... bonus 200 pts if fast food restaurant
Entering building with car
2000 pts... bonus 200 pts for each occupant in car
Any President
2000 pts
Kid Idiot (Police Cadet)
150 pts... bonus 100 pts if directing traffic
Airplane
1500 pts
Boat
1500 pts
Elvis
2500 pts
any other "dead" person
1000 pts
any other moving vechicle
100 pts
anything on wheels
150 pt
anything not on this list
150 pts
Creator of this list
1500 pts... bonus 100 pts if armed
Bonus Points
Person lands on feet
75 pt
Person still posseses object
100 pts
Blonde People
50 pts
Vehicle does not recieve dammage
100 pts
No blood on vehicle
200 pts
Larger vehicle
-150 pts
Speed trap
-100 pts + citation
citation
-1 pt per dollar
police vehicle
-1000 pts
2006-10-19 02:43:14 · 6 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my word, that is tooooooooo freakin' funny. You are way too much.
2006-10-19 02:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Rattle Snake in the Bush ? An Ant eater ? A sub marine in the Sea ? A stationary Satellite ? A meteor in the air ? A firefly ? An active prostitute?.... Don't you think you missed some of these in your list ? Ha Ha Ha....Intelligent thinking and Brillient presentation, WoW ! I liked it !!!
2006-10-19 03:15:01 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you say Pregnant nun they are worth lots of points I hear.
2006-10-19 03:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I'm holding my side and laughing my head off that was good
2006-10-19 02:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know to stay the hell out your way! lol
2006-10-19 02:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why are we running over these things for??
2006-10-19 02:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋