Entertainment & Music - 19 October 2006

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroomdoor, she heard
> >>>>>a strangebuzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
> >>>>>observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a
> >>>>>vibrator.
> >>>>>Shocked, she asked,"What in the world are you doing?" The
>
> >>>>>daughter replied,"Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
> >>>>>this thing is about as close
> >>>>>I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
> >>>>>alone."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from
> >>>>>the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the
> >>>>>room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her
> >>>>>vibrator. When he questioned her as to what she was doing, the
> >>>>>daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
> >>>>>this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! so
> >>>>>Please, go away and leave me
>alone."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
> >>>>>placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now
> >>>>>familiar buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family
> >>>>>room. She cautiously entered that area and observed her husband
> >>>>>sitting on the couch, staring at the TV with the vibrator next
> >>>>>to him buzzing like crazy.
> >>>>>The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband
> >>>>>replied,
> >>>>>"I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."

2006-10-19 20:16:30 · 28 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"


His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".



Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted .

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"

2006-10-19 20:13:39 · 28 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

" I'm a gangsta, i'm a straight up pimp. "

2006-10-19 20:13:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

for example:
-loves asking q's on Y!A
-thinks she looks like nicole richie
-can stand when people yawn w/out covering mouth

2006-10-19 20:13:13 · 7 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 20:13:10 · 27 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

Last question for the night and the last chance for me to give 10 points away.
Who is the most inspiring person you have ever met and why do they inspire you?

2006-10-19 20:12:49 · 6 answers · asked by Searcher 7 in Polls & Surveys

Gay people are always talking about, how they were born that way but i have never seen a gay baby, Have you? What is that born gay thing about?

2006-10-19 20:10:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 20:09:59 · 33 answers · asked by anitababy.brainwash 6 in Polls & Surveys

and if you're a cool teen like me, you can leave your links and i'll add ya!

2006-10-19 20:09:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Jamaican man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table,

>>>>notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone.
>>>> He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle
of

>>>>champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it,
she

>>>>will be his.
>>>>
>>>>The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it over to the young
>>>>lady, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne

>>>>and decides to send a note back to the Jamaican.
>>>> The note reads:
>>>>"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your

>>>>garage, a million in the bank and 9 inches in your trousers,"
>>>> After reading this note, the Jamaican sends one of his own back
to
her.
>>>> It reads: "Jus su yuh know - Mi ave a bran new Benz an' a bran
new

>>>>Bimma park up inna mi yaad, an mi ave hova ten millian inna mye
>>>>bank, but nuhbaddy, an' mi mean NUHBADDY, nah guh mek mi cut off 3

>>>>inches off a wah mi 'ave inna mi pants. Suh yuh can jus SEN' back

>>>>di bakkle a champagne

2006-10-19 20:09:23 · 22 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

What was it about?
Where is hahnalee?

2006-10-19 20:09:18 · 9 answers · asked by jess g 3 in Comics & Animation

Im at work really really bored wondering if there is something i am missing out on.

2006-10-19 20:08:53 · 16 answers · asked by Itisme 2 in Polls & Surveys

It sounds like a violin duet...

2006-10-19 20:08:44 · 1 answers · asked by infrablue03 1 in Music

has anyone seen it and /or does it look good?(Christian Bale is the ****)

2006-10-19 20:07:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

You are being sentenced to a place where you cannot grow food, hunt for food, or purchase any food. You cannot leave this place for the rest of your life. However, you will be given one food for the rest of your life, but only one type of food and you cannot trade or change the food.

They will let you choose the food, what would it be? (Remember you will still be eating this food when you are 100 years old).

2006-10-19 20:06:34 · 31 answers · asked by Searcher 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 20:05:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Zeba from the tv show NCIS, i hate her character and wish Kate had never left the show. Everyone I know thinks the same way too

2006-10-19 20:04:51 · 3 answers · asked by ? 6 in Television

2006-10-19 20:04:40 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 20:04:28 · 6 answers · asked by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 in Polls & Surveys

I tried to watch it once and it totally sucked that I ended up changing it after about 5 minutes. Why is everybody so crazy about it???

2006-10-19 20:04:05 · 10 answers · asked by just_another_nerd 3 in Television

"What is your favorite natural scent?" It can be anything natural, but nothing out of a bottle.... ♥

2006-10-19 20:03:48 · 39 answers · asked by ♥Always 2 in Polls & Surveys

Which Buck Owens' CD or album has the the song "The Great White Horse"?

2006-10-19 20:03:40 · 2 answers · asked by nannygoat 5 in Music

2006-10-19 20:03:27 · 15 answers · asked by Hey Polly 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-19 20:01:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Just heard on the tv that the guy who play george is gay in real life, how great is it that he has come out! he so cute! anyways, does anyone else think that dr callie is beautiful?

2006-10-19 19:59:16 · 7 answers · asked by astro_burger 1 in Television

2006-10-19 19:57:45 · 8 answers · asked by Princess Jasmine 2 in Television

and which movie you liked more?

2006-10-19 19:57:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Tell me some things other than eat sleep and pi$s....

2006-10-19 19:57:14 · 37 answers · asked by ruck_1978 2 in Polls & Surveys

That you dont want to look at, but you keep looking anyways?

2006-10-19 19:55:52 · 17 answers · asked by Itisme 2 in Polls & Surveys

love potion what would u put in it?

2006-10-19 19:55:10 · 8 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys