Ya man......relax now......!?

Question

A Jamaican man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table,

>>>>notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone.
>>>> He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle
of

>>>>champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it,
she

>>>>will be his.
>>>>
>>>>The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it over to the young
>>>>lady, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne

>>>>and decides to send a note back to the Jamaican.
>>>> The note reads:
>>>>"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your

>>>>garage, a million in the bank and 9 inches in your trousers,"
>>>> After reading this note, the Jamaican sends one of his own back
to
her.
>>>> It reads: "Jus su yuh know - Mi ave a bran new Benz an' a bran
new

>>>>Bimma park up inna mi yaad, an mi ave hova ten millian inna mye
>>>>bank, but nuhbaddy, an' mi mean NUHBADDY, nah guh mek mi cut off 3

>>>>inches off a wah mi 'ave inna mi pants. Suh yuh can jus SEN' back

>>>>di bakkle a champagne

Answer 1

ACE!!!!

Answer 2

That is one of the best Ive heard in a long time

Answer 3

i like this joke and have heard it before a few times but to be honest its funnier when it is just written normally

Answer 4

Next time delete all that > marks - joke was ok

Answer 5

hahaha. the "jamaican" spelling is what got me.

Answer 6

was that supposed to be a jamaican accent?

Answer 7

hahahaha.........you've got the number of the jamaican?

Answer 8

Haha....Jamaican me laugh!! =)

Answer 9

Whatever.

Answer 10

hmmm righty o

Answer 11

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