Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2006

The chorus goes like: you do it to yourself, you do... to you and no one else, you do it to yourself...

and so on and so on, and for a strange reason this song is stuck in my head and won't go away...

2006-10-13 03:17:51 · 5 answers · asked by dorotti 3 in Music

was it awful or great?

2006-10-13 03:17:04 · 15 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 03:16:48 · 17 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5 in Polls & Surveys

The census taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman. "Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."

Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded to ask the routine questions. "How many children do you have?" he asked.

"Eighteen," the lady replied.

"Lady," he gasped, "You're not a nudist, you just don't have time to get dressed!"

2006-10-13 03:16:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have to say that without a doubt Laguna Beach and The Hills are some of the worst crap thats came on TV in a long time. Anyone with me? It so bad its funny, I'll give it that.

2006-10-13 03:15:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

on that fateful september day?

2006-10-13 03:15:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

approach with caution..or run up to hug him like an old friend?



* I think hes adorable..=)

2006-10-13 03:15:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 03:15:26 · 9 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

everyone assumes I am German? I'm not ok...

2006-10-13 03:15:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

SMARTIES tubes pushed over cats' legs make for a futuristic 'space cat'. For a really space age look, cover the tubes in tin foil as well as your pet's tail. This also works with
small dogs if you use the middles out of kitchen rolls.

...oh how we laugh at the little fellas

2006-10-13 03:14:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 03:13:48 · 4 answers · asked by uthmanadeola 2 in Music

LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:

"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.

The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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FAMILY :

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get That forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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"I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?"

"No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday."

And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."

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LITTLE LADY:

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."

He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

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OLD FRIENDS:

Now this one is just too Precious...

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.
Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and
adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me ... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what
your name is."

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

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SENIOR DRIVING:


As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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DRIVING:

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing
it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"

2006-10-13 03:12:41 · 21 answers · asked by happy heathen 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-13 03:12:04 · 9 answers · asked by zanzabarr 2 in Other - Entertainment

On a state visit to London, President Bush after a hectic press conference, returns to his hotel suite at night. To his dismay, he spots through the peeping hole, Tony Blair in bed with his wife, Laura. Like an enraged bull, he starts banging on the door.

The First Lady is alarmed. She quickly motions the Prime Minister to hide in the closet. Now, both of them are in a state of undress, so Mr. Blair sneaks inside with pillow-covers on him.

Once inside, Bush charges at his wife like a ranger. "You dirty whore, where is that RAT?"

Soon, Blair is pulled out of his hiding place, and is quite EMBARRASSED, and seems to be begging for mercy. But, something else happens:

Bush "Hey Tony, what say we have some martini, and casseroles?"

Blair couldn't believe his ears. Soon, even as Mrs. Bush goes ahead in planning arrangements, Bush, in his jovial spirit, tries to engage Blair in a friendly night time banter.

Blair "Mr. Bush, I don't understand this. I was f*cking your wife.."

2006-10-13 03:11:49 · 28 answers · asked by quilm 3 in Jokes & Riddles

mines king kong and pirates of the caribean 2.

2006-10-13 03:11:32 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who likes this show? I love it, but I wish it was more about Superman and less like Laguna Beach. Last nights ending made me mad, cus its drifting away from the nerdy-ness. Wish Batman would appear.

2006-10-13 03:10:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i think she is an awsum singer. shes extremely talented.
and people keep saying mean stuff about her and its rude,because they are just jealous.

2006-10-13 03:10:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-13 03:09:25 · 1 answers · asked by DAVONNE B 1 in Music

I am, even though I'm still at work. It's payday, I'm not dead and I've got the whole weekend ahead of me...

2006-10-13 03:09:16 · 16 answers · asked by K Girl 6 in Polls & Surveys

Despite requesting them millions of times I haven't heard back from the bbc that they are taking my request into consideration. They would be great on their.

2006-10-13 03:08:45 · 6 answers · asked by alex c 1 in Music

2006-10-13 03:08:37 · 2 answers · asked by joe 3 in Music

I think I would have to choose Ralph Wiggum just for the fun of it all!

2006-10-13 03:08:18 · 27 answers · asked by no munkey 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 03:08:02 · 22 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 03:07:41 · 11 answers · asked by happyness 2 in Comics & Animation

going to be an eerie day?
(good mornin) :o)

2006-10-13 03:07:31 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why r u different from other persons?

2006-10-13 03:07:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 03:06:48 · 8 answers · asked by CeKaye L 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-13 03:06:46 · 3 answers · asked by Naddo 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 03:06:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is call me when ur sober by evancence

2006-10-13 03:05:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music