On a scale of 1-10, how much you rate this joke?

Question

On a state visit to London, President Bush after a hectic press conference, returns to his hotel suite at night. To his dismay, he spots through the peeping hole, Tony Blair in bed with his wife, Laura. Like an enraged bull, he starts banging on the door.

The First Lady is alarmed. She quickly motions the Prime Minister to hide in the closet. Now, both of them are in a state of undress, so Mr. Blair sneaks inside with pillow-covers on him.

Once inside, Bush charges at his wife like a ranger. "You dirty whore, where is that RAT?"

Soon, Blair is pulled out of his hiding place, and is quite EMBARRASSED, and seems to be begging for mercy. But, something else happens:

Bush "Hey Tony, what say we have some martini, and casseroles?"

Blair couldn't believe his ears. Soon, even as Mrs. Bush goes ahead in planning arrangements, Bush, in his jovial spirit, tries to engage Blair in a friendly night time banter.

Blair "Mr. Bush, I don't understand this. I was f*cking your wife.."

•Before he could finish, Bush gives Blair a pat on his shoulders, “Relax, cowboy. I’m OK with this. We are very hospitable people in America you know, but you Brits are damn ugly!”
•Blair: “How come?”
•Bush: “Last night I spent with Cherie, and you were such a dumba-s-s, you never offered me even a pail of water, and just kept snoring!”

I'm sorry if the comic was out of script

Answer 1

I rate it a -0-
Pull up your britches. Your butt is showing.

Answer 2

1

Answer 3

2

Answer 4

2

Answer 5

1

Answer 6

1

Answer 7

5

Answer 8

Haha...5

Answer 9

- 3

Answer 10

I dont get it at all. If 10 was for the best joke and 1 for the worst, I give this joke a 1.