A group of kindergartners were getting accustomed to the first grade and the teacher told them not to use baby words only "big people words". The teacher asked Mitchell what did you do this weekend, Mitchell said "I went to visit Nana", the teacher says no baby words" only "big people words". You went to visit your Grandmother.
Then she asked Mathew, what did you do?. Mathew answered "I took the choo choo", no baby words, big people words only said the teacher. You took a ride on the train.
Then she asked Bobby, what did you do? Bobby said "I read a book". Very good, says the teacher, What book did you read?. He took a deep breath and brings his chest out and says I read "Winnie the S**t"
2006-10-12
15:35:30
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