A group of kindergartners were getting accustomed to the first grade and the teacher told them not to use baby words only "big people words". The teacher asked Mitchell what did you do this weekend, Mitchell said "I went to visit Nana", the teacher says no baby words" only "big people words". You went to visit your Grandmother.
Then she asked Mathew, what did you do?. Mathew answered "I took the choo choo", no baby words, big people words only said the teacher. You took a ride on the train.
Then she asked Bobby, what did you do? Bobby said "I read a book". Very good, says the teacher, What book did you read?. He took a deep breath and brings his chest out and says I read "Winnie the S**t"
2006-10-12 15:35:30 · 14 answers · asked by lady love 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Speaking of bears..................................
A bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods.
The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with poo sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit replied, "No, not at all."
So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
2006-10-12 15:40:23 · answer #1 · answered by dirftwood22 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Very Good.
2006-10-12 22:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by jperk1941 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe
but maybe it should have been
Winnie the BM
hahaha
thats what my family called it.
2006-10-12 22:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by markatger 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dont ever mess with a kid.They are clever than you think they are.
2006-10-12 22:44:00 · answer #4 · answered by frauline2470 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2006-10-12 22:48:41 · answer #5 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2006-10-12 23:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by lize 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha good one
2006-10-12 23:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by trish c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao - very funny
2006-10-12 22:39:52 · answer #8 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-10-12 22:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by Britt_09 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have to admit it was funny
2006-10-12 22:42:47 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋