Three men and their pet monkey were driving to the county fair to enter their pig in the fattest pig contest. In order to keep the pig fat so it would win the prize, one of the men had inserted a cork in its butt. Meanwhile, men had pantomined previously to the monkey how to remove the cork from the pig after the fair was over.
Well the pig won first prize. All the men were drinking moonshine on the way home when the truck wrecked. The first man said, "Oh, the terrible noise." The second man said, "The awful smell," The third man was laughing and laughing. The second man asked him.
"Why are you laughing? The second man said, " You should have seen the monkey try to put the cork back in."
This is a redneck joke I know!
2006-10-08
05:54:48
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