"Tomorrow we will discuss human reproduction so I'd like you to go home tonight and find out as much as you can about the subject," said the class teacher.
Young Tommy went home and found his mother in the kitchen.
"Mummy where did I come from?" he asked. Too busy to sit down and tell him the truth, she replied, "A stork brought you, darling, and put you under the rose bush."
Tommy went into the dining room where his grandma was watching TV..."Where did my mum come from,?" he asked her.
Now Grandma didn't discuss such things so she replied, "A stork left her under a bush in the garden.
Great Grandma," he said softly "where did my Grandma come from?"
"Not now darling," she replied, "I'm a bit tired, but you must have heard of the stork?"
The next day in school, the teacher asked the children what they had learned.....
"Please Miss," said little Tommy putting up his hand, "as far as I can see, our family hasn't had sexual realations for three generations."
2006-10-07
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