"Tomorrow we will discuss human reproduction so I'd like you to go home tonight and find out as much as you can about the subject," said the class teacher.
Young Tommy went home and found his mother in the kitchen.
"Mummy where did I come from?" he asked. Too busy to sit down and tell him the truth, she replied, "A stork brought you, darling, and put you under the rose bush."
Tommy went into the dining room where his grandma was watching TV..."Where did my mum come from,?" he asked her.
Now Grandma didn't discuss such things so she replied, "A stork left her under a bush in the garden.
Great Grandma," he said softly "where did my Grandma come from?"
"Not now darling," she replied, "I'm a bit tired, but you must have heard of the stork?"
The next day in school, the teacher asked the children what they had learned.....
"Please Miss," said little Tommy putting up his hand, "as far as I can see, our family hasn't had sexual realations for three generations."
2006-10-07 05:19:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!!! That was hilarious!! Mainly because its based in reality.... Our kids know more than we give them credit for... I went to explain "wet dreams" to my 10 year old son the other day and it ended up with him explaining them to me (sometimes the stuff they talk about on the schoolyard can be not only correct but educational!!lol)
2006-10-07 05:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by hippiemommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha takes me back to my son at school,my feels were if they ask give an honest answer so when he asked me what a hom was though taken back i told him.his eyes lit up n he laughed so loud.when i asked were he heard it he said in music class teacher said froggy when a courtin and he did ride a hom.oh have you ever feel you should of asked first
2006-10-07 05:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by nendlin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
hlow old was tommy though
2006-10-07 05:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jenna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bless the child..they know more than us nowadays
2006-10-07 05:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by nightowl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-10-07 05:22:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
modern knowledge of science.
2006-10-07 05:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by prince47 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, tommy learned too much :)
2006-10-07 09:34:42 · answer #7 · answered by Banana Nanners 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice..
2006-10-07 05:33:58 · answer #8 · answered by kristinpaige92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh x x
2006-10-07 05:25:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay.....................
2006-10-07 05:24:09 · answer #10 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋