a man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. his wife is lying in bed. "this is the pig i have sex with when you`re sleeping"he says.
"that`s not a pig" she says "that`s a sheep"
"i was talking to the sheep"!!!!! he replies!!.xx
2006-10-07 05:26:40 · 36 answers · asked by nicola 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good i use that in my best mans speech next week many thanks
2006-10-07 08:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by jones11chef 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! I came across a old man sitting on a park bench sobbing and I ask him what was wrong. He said well, I got a 25
year old girlfriend who is really built and beautiful and she does
everything for me and cooks good meals and I miss her so much. Well, did she leave you, I asked him. He said No, I can't
remember where I live.
2006-10-07 05:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you think of this. A man walks in to a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm and says "i'll have a pint please and one for the road".
2006-10-07 05:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by Raven Shiranui 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
A man walked up to an attractive girl and said,
"I've lost my wife, do you mind if I talk to you."
"Why she asked."
"Because every time I talk to a pretty girl, my wife always appears out of the blue!"
2006-10-07 05:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I give it 8/10
2006-10-07 05:27:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't like it! Not a joke to me! A woman in bed is not a pig, are you? do you think it is funny?
2006-10-07 05:37:05 · answer #6 · answered by Loveable♥♥♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I've heard that as "a man walks into a bar" joke. And yes, it is funny.
2006-10-07 05:37:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats a cracker and a goodin'.got anymore to put out bet your a fun to be with person,keep them coming it's good to have a laugh,you don't need a doctore to prescribe pills for a laugh.
2006-10-07 05:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is NOT funny! Would you like to be called a PIG?
2006-10-07 05:29:49 · answer #9 · answered by G♥♥G♥♥ღ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha I like that one
2006-10-07 05:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by lester 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
these jokes are getting really old
not really funny after you hear it about like fifty times
2006-10-07 05:43:48 · answer #11 · answered by Vanna 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋