Entertainment & Music - 6 October 2006

"Hard drive" --

Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

"Keyboard" --

1. Place to hang your truck keys.
2. Whare you're supposed to put da keys so da wife can find 'em. (from NetDummy Humor)

"Window" --

Place in the truck to hang your guns.

"Floppy" --

When you run out of Polygrip.

"Modem" --

1. How you got rid of your dandelions.
2. What you did to da hay fields last July. (from NetDummy Humor)

"ROM" --

Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.

"Byte" --

First word in a kiss-off phrase.

"Reboot" --

What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.

"Network" --

Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.

"Mouse" --

1. Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
2. What leaves those little turds in da cupboard.

"LAN" --

To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."

2006-10-06 13:26:37 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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who died in the making of jackass 2?

is steve-o still alive?

2006-10-06 13:26:16 · 6 answers · asked by podunkassdude 1 in Movies

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What is your reaction to Vivica A. Fox being voted off of Dancing with the stars?

I was surpised that she was voted off because she was one of the best of this season. Jerry Springer or Sara Evans should have went. He is a nice person to talk to but he is not a dancer and Sara Evans is a great people person and a good country singer but she is not much of a dancer.

2006-10-06 13:24:31 · 8 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

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medical terms??

Artery The study of paintings.
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria.
Barium What doctors do when patients die.
Benign What you be after you be eight.
Catscan Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize Made eye contact with her.
Dilate To live long.
Enema Not a friend.
Fester Quicker than someone else.
Fibula A small lie.
Genital Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail What you hang your coat on.
Impotent Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff A Doctor's cane.
Morbid A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates.
Node I knew it.
Outpatient A person who has fainted.
Ovaries You get to try again. (from wj1001250)
Pap Smear A fatherhood test.
Pelvis Second cousin to Elvis.
Rectum Pretty near killed him.
Secretion Hiding something.
Seizure Roman emperor.
Tablet A small table.
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor More than one.
Urine Opposite of you're out

2006-10-06 13:23:40 · 3 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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which famous person do you want to have coffee with?

it can be anyone from history. anyone from alexander the great, shakespeare, jesus, or someone in books, music, television or movies like elvis or , madonna or tom cruise. what would you ask them and why do you want to meet them.

2006-10-06 13:23:27 · 36 answers · asked by b1uecee 4 in Other - Entertainment

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What do you think of the X-Men:Last Stand movie?

2006-10-06 13:23:13 · 13 answers · asked by Rommie 7 in Movies

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Is there a John Denver fan out there? I have listened all my life and I miss him. What are your favorite..?

What are your favorite songs. I really like the old stuff, and the obscure stuff. SOngs that were never on the radio. I'm pretty sure I have every album he did. I feel like when I listen, the world is good, and I am in a happy place. He makes me want to go hiking, or make a fire. I guess Fall reminds me of him the most, which is when I listen most. Any fans out there?

2006-10-06 13:22:32 · 9 answers · asked by Coco 4 in Music

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What can i do??

i cant think of anything intresting to do because i am grounded help me out!!

2006-10-06 13:22:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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How Can I KeepMySongsOnItunes in My Ipod If I WantToDeleteItFromLimewire. IsThatGoingToDeleteMySongsOnMyIpod?

(sorry AboutThis because I can't fit it all in the question))

what i mean is say if u had a like a bunch of songs in Limewire, but u want them delted. I know how to delete them but what if I wanted it to still have those songs on Itunes and u still want those songs in ur ipod that u deleted from limewire. Will it still be in ur ipod if u deleted it from limewire but not itunes?
(This is hard to explain)

2006-10-06 13:21:56 · 3 answers · asked by kool_gal_8888 2 in Music

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What was you mascot in middle school?

2006-10-06 13:21:51 · 25 answers · asked by Magdalena 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Why did you guys take all of your Green Day music videos off of your website?

I went to go into my music videos and all of my Green Day music videos were gone including some of my other ones.Please put them back on the regular video list that way i can put them back on my music videos.Please after you put them back don't remove them again because alot of people that i know were complaining about them being gone.

2006-10-06 13:21:48 · 2 answers · asked by H F 1 in Music

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is johnny depp just so HOT or is just me?

Johnny depp is a hunk,hot,and the BEST actor that has ever walked this earth!!!!! he is so hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but best friend thinks that orlando bloom is hotter.NO WAY!!! i think that he is the best in pirates of the caribbean. he should fall in love w/ kiara knightley. he should fall in luv w/ elizabeth in pirates of the caribbean insted of tha other guy.wuts his name... oh ya william turner.

2006-10-06 13:21:38 · 24 answers · asked by *luxegirl* 2 in Celebrities

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All American Rejects concert or an P!ATD concert?

Okay i'm deciding on whether i shud go to P!ATD or AAR concert.I can only go to ONE.I'm leaning towards one though.So which one?

2006-10-06 13:21:29 · 10 answers · asked by rawruhh 4 in Music

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Do you know what that BIG white CUDDLY bear, has got me in the MOOD for????

A Margarita!!!!!!!

Anyone else wanna join us???

2006-10-06 13:21:04 · 13 answers · asked by Katz 6 in Polls & Surveys