"Hard drive" --
Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
"Keyboard" --
1. Place to hang your truck keys.
2. Whare you're supposed to put da keys so da wife can find 'em. (from NetDummy Humor)
"Window" --
Place in the truck to hang your guns.
"Floppy" --
When you run out of Polygrip.
"Modem" --
1. How you got rid of your dandelions.
2. What you did to da hay fields last July. (from NetDummy Humor)
"ROM" --
Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
"Byte" --
First word in a kiss-off phrase.
"Reboot" --
What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
"Network" --
Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
"Mouse" --
1. Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
2. What leaves those little turds in da cupboard.
"LAN" --
To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
2006-10-06 13:26:37 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny lol
2006-10-06 13:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by Holly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahaha! Good ones ! Have a nice evening !
2006-10-06 20:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ookay.... Ive seen this so many times its not funny anymore.
2006-10-06 20:28:50 · answer #3 · answered by Drake ☮ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your other jokes were better.
2006-10-06 20:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
stupid...really stupid
2006-10-06 20:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh!!
2006-10-06 20:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋