3 scientists are exploring a jungle,when they come across an elephant.they wonder,"what would happen if we plugged up the elephant's butt?" they stick a cork up the elephant's butt,and leave it to go explore another part of the jungle.during the time that they left the elephant,they were training a monkey to take the cork out of a bottle,and a banana would pop out of the bottle if the monkey succeeded.about 8 months later, the scientists went back to that very same spot,bringing the monkey with them.they found the elephant,as huge as a whale.they let the monkey go take the cork out.and at the moment the cork comes out,THE CR*P JUST GOES FLYIN' EVERYWHERE!!!when the giant explosion of cr*p ends,EVERYTHING around the elephant was covered with cr*p!one of the scientists is LAUGHING.the 2 other ones look at him like he's crazy,and ask,"why are you laughing? you're covered with elephant cr*p!!!" the scientist laughs harder and says, "YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK IN THE MONKEY'S FACE!!!"
2006-10-03
13:18:48
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