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3 scientists are exploring a jungle,when they come across an elephant.they wonder,"what would happen if we plugged up the elephant's butt?" they stick a cork up the elephant's butt,and leave it to go explore another part of the jungle.during the time that they left the elephant,they were training a monkey to take the cork out of a bottle,and a banana would pop out of the bottle if the monkey succeeded.about 8 months later, the scientists went back to that very same spot,bringing the monkey with them.they found the elephant,as huge as a whale.they let the monkey go take the cork out.and at the moment the cork comes out,THE CR*P JUST GOES FLYIN' EVERYWHERE!!!when the giant explosion of cr*p ends,EVERYTHING around the elephant was covered with cr*p!one of the scientists is LAUGHING.the 2 other ones look at him like he's crazy,and ask,"why are you laughing? you're covered with elephant cr*p!!!" the scientist laughs harder and says, "YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK IN THE MONKEY'S FACE!!!"

2006-10-03 13:18:48 · 9 answers · asked by tanjeriney 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

To which the elephant turned and replied, "How do you spell RELIEF!"

2006-10-03 13:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 1 0

LOL!! that's funny. Poor Monkey.

2006-10-03 13:23:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL It was funny
But I feel bad for the mokey

2006-10-03 14:27:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

thats funny

2006-10-03 14:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by kate b 4 · 1 0

great joke i will tell it at work tomorrow

2006-10-03 13:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 1 0

That was funny.

2006-10-03 13:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 1 0

lol

2006-10-03 13:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by Jenna 2 · 1 0

lol.

2006-10-03 17:14:39 · answer #8 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0 0

lol.

2006-10-03 13:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by Rhonda G 2 · 1 0

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