1 I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the YA
2 I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3 I will get dressed before noon.
4 I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of YA.
5 I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are YA-deprived.
6 I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them the jokes i read in YA.
7 I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for Best answers.
8 I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
9 I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to settle credit card payments bcoz I was too busy on YA.
10 Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the YA will always be there tomorrow!
2006-09-14
03:27:39
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