Entertainment & Music - 5 September 2006

2006-09-05 16:59:44 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 16:58:43 · 6 answers · asked by Winston G 1 in Music

What is the most polite thing to say if a woman asks you to date her and you are not interested?

2006-09-05 16:58:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think he he should. imagine jackie on uncensored radio

2006-09-05 16:58:14 · 7 answers · asked by octanetwenty 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 16:56:54 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Alright we were playin pool and i didn't know him to well and I kicked his *** and suddenly he slapped me. How do you react to this... should I have punched him... i was really confused...what would you have done?

2006-09-05 16:56:23 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 16:55:22 · 32 answers · asked by cky_66667 1 in Television

2006-09-05 16:55:09 · 10 answers · asked by jewels 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 16:55:04 · 7 answers · asked by koolbreeze 4 in Television

they are way lighter and the color reminds me of the dark brown that everyone is dying their hair!

2006-09-05 16:54:53 · 8 answers · asked by janny1214832000 3 in Celebrities

I have some sheet music that show the note dot a little smaller than the rest. Does it mean something when the dot is smaller? Adding links will help a lot.

2006-09-05 16:54:41 · 9 answers · asked by elmosbud21 2 in Music

i was watching days today and it looked like Billie Reed was being played by a new woman. was she replace in the last week?

thanks ; )

2006-09-05 16:54:24 · 5 answers · asked by Fled Nanders 2 in Television

2006-09-05 16:54:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On the one where they are talking about discovery channel and then the fire truck comes out of the bushes and attacks the ambulances. which one is that?

2006-09-05 16:54:19 · 5 answers · asked by TOGA TOGA 3 in Television

2006-09-05 16:54:17 · 10 answers · asked by naes_17 1 in Horoscopes

2006-09-05 16:53:25 · 2 answers · asked by DERRICK S 1 in Movies

violation: not an answer. wtF??? then i got violated for a question 2 fricken weeks ago.

2006-09-05 16:51:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole ?
Here are the testimonials of
a few people who did...
*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blowj*b?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word.
He knew better.
*I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget .
*Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan! my, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, ! did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!
*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!
While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and to have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers.
Now, didn't that feel good ?

2006-09-05 16:50:53 · 24 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Two blonde girls were working for a city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street,then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

2006-09-05 16:50:49 · 10 answers · asked by snookie121280 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-05 16:49:26 · 3 answers · asked by duckling 1 in Movies

...to other subjects here on Yahoo! Answers?

If you wish to express your grief, dismay, disbelief or regret, I'm sure there websites that are doing tributes to him, and bulletin boards/message boards devoted to recieving those messages.

2006-09-05 16:49:21 · 10 answers · asked by February Rain 4 in Other - Entertainment

I'm in a mood for some new chick flicks.. what are some of the more recent ones that are worth watching?

2006-09-05 16:49:20 · 10 answers · asked by dakaraiobex 2 in Movies

- When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it. (You know you've done it!)

- Order a cup of water and 2 napkins. That's it.

- Ask the cashier how she fits in that little box, and mention that you are an entertainment agent looking for mimes with experience.

- When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.

- Demand a Sausage McGriddle and 2 hash browns at 11 pm. If they say they are not selling breakfast, insist that they expedite it immediately.

- Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.

2006-09-05 16:49:03 · 13 answers · asked by snookie121280 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Funniest/Most Creative gets the 10.

2006-09-05 16:48:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If they are pregnant or not? Every other question seems to be "do you think I'm pregnant?' Or "could I be pregnant?" Do they not have doctors? I was just wonderin' that's all....

2006-09-05 16:48:39 · 21 answers · asked by ... 6 in Polls & Surveys

did anyone see the view today ....did u like Jessica Simpson's new hairdo? and what did u think of Rosie?

2006-09-05 16:48:10 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-05 16:48:02 · 3 answers · asked by Euphoria 1 in Polls & Surveys

ok where can i buy a rob zombie maske

2006-09-05 16:47:48 · 2 answers · asked by fattyacid 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-05 16:47:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 16:46:51 · 10 answers · asked by Euphoria 1 in Polls & Surveys