Two blonde girls were working for a city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street,then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
2006-09-05 16:50:49 · 10 answers · asked by snookie121280 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well now that is a very good one...I like to share blonde jokes with my beautiful blonde sister in St Augustine, Fla. thanx lol
2006-09-05 17:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by John L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee cute heres a joke 4 u.
hee hee an oldie but a goodie.
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains" I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer that you'll ask me, I will pay you $500!." Figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. Afterover an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.
2006-09-05 16:57:00 · answer #2 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was great! How about this one. A blonde was walking along a river when she saw another blonde on the other side. She yelled " Hey, how do I get on the other side?" The other blonde yelled back," You are on the other side!"
2006-09-05 17:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by jperk1941 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!!
2006-09-05 17:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blonds arnt they just cute
2006-09-05 21:50:42 · answer #5 · answered by chad g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2006-09-05 16:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by wotana02 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny.
2006-09-05 16:56:41 · answer #7 · answered by thepigwrangler 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
2006-09-05 16:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay, that's a good one.
2006-09-05 17:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-05 18:26:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋