- When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it. (You know you've done it!)
- Order a cup of water and 2 napkins. That's it.
- Ask the cashier how she fits in that little box, and mention that you are an entertainment agent looking for mimes with experience.
- When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
- Demand a Sausage McGriddle and 2 hash browns at 11 pm. If they say they are not selling breakfast, insist that they expedite it immediately.
- Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
2006-09-05 16:49:03 · 13 answers · asked by snookie121280 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... but I make it a point not to piss off anyone that handles my food. hehe
2006-09-05 16:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
when it is dinner time and the lines are super long, get in line, order a couple sacks worth of food and then pull out when the person who is taking the orders is looking the other way. It messes up the whole entire employee base inside. They don't know how to handle it when they can't give the food out as it comes. If there is an extra order they are not sure how what to do with it. So they just stand there yelling for the manager who is in the parking lot making out with his thumb in his car.
2006-09-05 16:56:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Love them!!
In response to all the people saying he's mean, I worked at the Macca's drive thru for 3 years and I didn't mind when people did stuff like that to me. I have a sense of humour, I laughed too.
I like the one about leaving the line after ordering! Very clever and jeez, it would confuse all those 10 year olds!!!!
2006-09-05 19:24:57 · answer #3 · answered by sarahmuffin4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are good. I like to order 1000 tacos and one drink to wash it down. I havent tried all the rest of yours.
2006-09-05 16:51:28 · answer #4 · answered by memorris900 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Order a Big Mac at Burger King......
Mute every third word when you are ordering "Gimme a _____ No _____ and extra ______."
2006-09-05 16:53:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want to do that. They work for a pittance and have to put up with so many jerks. Why dont you be the one to make their day better. I hope they spit on your food.
2006-09-05 16:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by kkinkajoo 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
dont mess with the people who handle you food.
2006-09-05 21:52:45 · answer #7 · answered by chad g 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you ever think of being kind to someone who's working and trying to make a living, What wrong with you!
Grow up already...
2006-09-05 16:53:05 · answer #8 · answered by laney45 4 · 2⤊ 4⤋
iamigloo made an excellent point.
2006-09-05 16:51:48 · answer #9 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! These are great!
2006-09-05 17:08:53 · answer #10 · answered by Guess Who? 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋