Entertainment & Music - 31 August 2006

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep s.h.i.t."

2006-08-31 18:11:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 18:11:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why's she hatin on me? Is she jealous of my sexy fro?

2006-08-31 18:10:53 · 12 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

They was a girl who I know
She was me but I don’t know
How she survived
But she can tell you so sit and be quiet
Once upon a time on this earth she was
A beautiful girl with the loveliest lips
Her lips were soft and big so wide
Never mind leave me from her smile
She lives in Australia but she was half Lebanese and half Spanish
It is more complicated so listen up nice
Keep in mind she had a wonder smile
She moved to Dubai a couple years later
She had a lot friends and she partied all the time
But she end up drunk with a fine young man
Who slept with her when she got really drunk
Next day she found she slept with that sicko
And she was very sad
Told to her friend but it wasn’t a surprise because they knew bout that
So she cried out loud and said how could you do that?
But she had a soft heart that she forgave them all
But her other friend they thought her decision was bad
Next on that
She met a nice guy
His name was Moe and he was a glow to her mind
They became very close as friends
That she decided to tell him that
She never slept at night since she was 9
She waits the sun to rise up high
Then she thinks it's safe to lie down
In her motto car bed
He said it's so bad that she has to get over it
But he doesn’t know how
She told him it's alright don’t worry i am ok get over I stay like that
He knew a lot about her since that night cause they opened the subject of the
What craziest thing have you done in your life?
She told him her life was a weird one
He knew a lot bout her at that time
That she was an lesbian but not at the time
He knew she kissed a girl and drunk coffee at the window at night with people staring at her all the time
And he knew she went down with her panty at night because her boyfriend wanted her so bad so she didn’t have time to dress up
No one liked it when she smoked so bad and drunk so much
Everyone asked her to quiet but she said it's her life
After a while like a month or two her best friend found some doctor result in her file written on it "found cure for your dease" but she didn’t know what she had
She went and asked her what she had
She told her I have cancer but tell no one bout this rank
She said sorry but they knew your sick but they don’t know with what
They asked but she cried and said it's very hard so they gave her comfort and said it's alright
But they knew it's very bad so they all loved her so much and supported her and her life
I guess this is it now you know how to react everyday
Live your day as its going to be the last
So do like me- and do all these crazy stuff before you cry about wasting your life because life is like an ice cream. Enjoy it before it melts! _

2006-08-31 18:10:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 18:09:29 · 12 answers · asked by thebestbotintexas 2 in Movies

I want 2 join nidokidos can someone make me a member ? Can someone send me funny clippings on my email ?

My email is -

manobhiraman@yahoo.com

2006-08-31 18:09:19 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-31 18:08:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You're so hot call me!

2006-08-31 18:07:40 · 9 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

any info that i can get info on anythin bout the GUM plz let me know i looked alot of places n i come up with it was just discontinued
all i know is it was back in the 50's



but im wondering why
when
how long its been started till end
when was the last time it was made (year+s)
anythin is the best info then nothin
wesite and everythin IF any1 finds anythin on this


10pts 4 the most

2006-08-31 18:07:31 · 3 answers · asked by kidrock_rules68 3 in Polls & Surveys

i heard they are moles? is there any way i can prove it

2006-08-31 18:06:19 · 11 answers · asked by mandy 1 in Television

2006-08-31 18:06:01 · 5 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Hey guys(and girls), would you enlighten me with your knowledge about any Aquarius(Man) that you know?

No copy and paste, please. My dad is an Aquarius. So... anyway, thanks in advance.

2006-08-31 18:05:25 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Horoscopes

I think my friend needs help! I think she is addicted to Y! answers...
What should I do??

2006-08-31 18:05:18 · 14 answers · asked by jewels 3 in Polls & Surveys

Alright. So I was talking to my friend today and I asked him if he likes The Offspring (one of the best bands ever!!). He said no, and I asked why. He said because "they're pop punk"-- I couldn't believe what I was hearing! They are far from it. I would call them more... mainstream punk I guess. When I hear of pop punk, I think of Sum 41 and Good Charolette, and The Offspring are about 50x better than both of those. Catagorizing them that is almost like an insult...

So anyway, does anyone out there who knows more about music genres and sub-genres than me care to intelligently disprove my friend?

2006-08-31 18:04:59 · 9 answers · asked by Laura 1 in Music

2006-08-31 18:04:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 18:04:32 · 15 answers · asked by Mr.Clean 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 18:04:01 · 11 answers · asked by tizzac 2 in Other - Entertainment

but some don't like us to. And somebody named NAKED thinks me and Demonica are one in the same. I only have 3 accounts, KrazyKris, Trudyblue, and Joni B. Sorry.

2006-08-31 18:03:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if a tree falls in the forest and no ones around to hear it how much money will i have when im 36

2006-08-31 18:03:14 · 27 answers · asked by BeemoRocks 4 in Polls & Surveys

hand me down my walkin shoes hand me down my cane

2006-08-31 18:03:10 · 4 answers · asked by macybluedawn 5 in Music

Any guesses :)

2006-08-31 18:02:46 · 37 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Celebrities

on the way to dracula castle it is really bugging me so only answer this if you really know it NOT (i have no idea)

2006-08-31 18:01:09 · 1 answers · asked by A.J. G 1 in Television

Ben Gay meets with Dr.Pepper or Mr Pibb.?

2006-08-31 18:00:56 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

There's this teacher who asks a question to her 3 students Mark, John and Shawn. Teachers says: " Mark, suppose ur having dinner with your date and sudddenly u really have to go to the toilet, how would you tell this to ur date? Mark replies: 'That's easy, I'd tell her, Excuse me, but I really have to piss!' "No" the teacher replies, that's very rude! John how abut u? John goes: " Pls excuse me but I need to go to the toilet", teacher says, much better but still not very polite. How abut u Shawn? Shawn replies " Excuse me but I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine whom I hope u'll get to meet tonite!"

2006-08-31 18:00:36 · 29 answers · asked by bchboy_998 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Everyones diffrent but my opinion is that music went downhill after 1995 the lyrics and voices the harmonys the melodys the instrumentals everything! since then its got even worse so bad i cant even bare to listen to the likes of punk/rock couldnt list any dont know any! But why is it that great bands like U2 & Pearl Jam are so crappy now! what happend to them you can agree or not but you can't deny the fact that its changed and i think for the worst!!! Why? who's making it go this way?

2006-08-31 18:00:27 · 7 answers · asked by Dale H 2 in Music

I heard they were redoing it but i havent heard when it is coming out i love this movie

2006-08-31 18:00:14 · 7 answers · asked by ashleymichelle1982 2 in Movies

....your favorite thing?

2006-08-31 18:00:02 · 12 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-31 17:59:41 · 2 answers · asked by jucyfruit16 1 in Television

I gave out a bunch of harmonicas to the vagrants around my office.
My thinking is they will do better and possibly entertain people.
My friends gave me a hard time becuse they thought I did it out of pure mischief.

2006-08-31 17:58:45 · 3 answers · asked by position28 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-31 17:58:37 · 19 answers · asked by dudes222 1 in Celebrities